Man Uses Rusty Pitchfork To Rob Bank

[matcom]

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AIKEN, S.C. -- A robber who used a rusty pitchfork to stick up a bank got away -- and so far, finding him has been like looking for a needle in a haystack.

The man, wearing sunglasses and a mask, entered Security Federal Bank Tuesday morning and threatened employees with the 4-foot-long pitchfork. The man took an undisclosed amount of money.

The robber dropped the farm tool as he ran from the bank through a wooded area to a golf course behind the bank, police said.

Bloodhounds tracked the robber to a fast food restaurant parking lot, where police say the man got into a white van driven by a woman.

No customers were in the bank during the holdup, and no one was injured.

http://www.wftv.com/newsofthestrange/3713173/detail.html

[Dookus]

1. police have released

the following artist's sketch of the suspects:

[underpants]

2. Aiken SC?!?!? You mean MIKE HUNT???? the sherriff???

[underseasurveyor]

5. heh heh

I remember making fun of him when he was runnin' fur sherwiff.

*VOTE FOR MIKE HUNT FOR SHERRIFF*

ha ha :evilgrin:

[GOPisEvil]

3. What's next? Using boiling oil?

:shrug:

[Red State Rebel]

4. Hand over the money or I'll make you get a tetanus shot!

Nothing like Matcom news in the morning!