8,000 Foot Burrito Breaks Record

[matcom]

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RENO, Nev. -- It's a brute of a burrito. Take more than 8,200 flour tortillas, ladle on a ton of refried beans, then add truckloads of sour cream, cheese and salsa -- and you've got the world's biggest burrito.

Officials of the Nevada State Fair are claiming a new Guinness burrito record. The burrito was more than 8,000 feet long.

If recognized, the Reno burrito will surpass the current record of 7,700-plus feet, set in Mexico in 2001.

But the Nevada burrito was just for looking, not munching. It took more than two hours to make and organizers feared the sour cream might have gone bad.

http://www.wftv.com/food/3693980/detail.html

[GOPisEvil]

1. What good is a world record burrito if you can't eat it?

x(

[JohnKleeb]

2. I know

mmmmm burritos.

[DS1]

3. That many people farting at once could create a self-inflicted

Fuel-Air-Explosive.

[GOPisEvil]

6. Hmmm...can we have that delivered to Madison Square Garden?

I'm sure those delegates are hungry. :evilgrin:

[JohnKleeb]

7. I was planning to send male prostiutes but I dont know where to get any

and I dont wish any harm on the man whores.

[BootinUp]

4. Ay Carumba!

[Magrittes Pipe]

5. My butt hurts just thinking about that.

:hurts:

That said, it also makes me hungry.

[bobbobbins]

8. Considering the amount of people that go hungry in the world....

I think they could have found a better use for all that food.

[underpants]

9. Oddly not one person went to bed hungry in America yesterday

so there is no need to worry about the colossal waste er uh......catastrophic success.

[Rabrrrrrr]

10. Ah, what a wonderful waste of perfectly good food

And we wonder why they hate us.

[Magrittes Pipe]

11. They hate us for our freedom...

...to make a mile-and-a-half long burrito.