If hell had a jukebox what songs would be on it?

[rhino47]

Songs that would be the eternal damnation of all that had to listen to them.
My song from hell would be ...muskrat love.

[UCLA02]

1. K. Rogers/D. Parton--Islands in the Stream

EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL SONG!

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

9. "We rely on each other, uh-huhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"...LOL

:evilgrin:

[BlackVelvetElvis]

20. Now you done it.

I'll have that tune in my head all day.
UGH.

[Liberal Veteran]

23. Um, I actually like that song.

Sorry...but I do.

[Jade Fox]

2. Sweet Home Alabama...

Its not enough that you hear it constantly on the radio, you'll hear it
through all eternity (with the Bush Administration to share it with)!

[bkcc]

3. "Waterfalls" by TLC

[Fovea]

4. Freebird!

Freebird! Freebird! Freebird!

[NashVegas]

69. Don't Forget "Kashmir"

oy!

[-..__...]

74. Even worse...

The medley version "I love your way/Freebird" by the duet" Will to Power".

http://home3.ecore.net/reneschubert/231.html

[comradebillyboy]

5. anything by the 1910 fruit gum company

or ohio express (1960s bubble gum music)

[ihaveaquestion]

6. Anything by Lynard Skynard sends shivers down my spine !!!

[Zomby Woof]

78. and people who can't spell Lynyrd Skynyrd

Send shivers down mine.

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

7. "MMMBop" by Hanson, "Livin' La Vida Loca" by Ricky Martin,

Celine Dion's "My Heart Will Go On (Love Theme from "Titanic")," Whitney Houston's "I Will Always Love You,"...how big IS this juke, anyway?

:evilgrin:

[miss_kitty]

15. well, we're talking satan, we're talking hell, we're talking eternal...

damnation...i bet it could hold all of them-or only that one 'special' tune for the listener....

[mark0rama]

8. Sometimes When We Touch (nt)

[rhino47]

12. ewww how could i forget sometimes when we touch

ewwwww yeah sometimes when we touch arggghh :puke:

[Nightjock]

10. Seasons in the sun-Terry Jacks

[miss_kitty]

11. Signs-The 5 Man Electrical Band

'i am Woman' Helen Reddy
'snowbird' anne murray
'little green apples' and 'honey' bobby goldsboro
'tie a yellow ribbon' T.O.a.D.

[Wickerman]

19. Hey, 5 man was my first RnR concert

I was 9, I think. :shrug:

Wind Beneath My Wings - Bette Midler

[miss_kitty]

28. that song made me sneer from the first moment i heard it

and does to this day,,i was prolly 13-14 when it first came out...were you the only one in the audience? :smirk:

[BlueJazz]

13. The very old song: "There'll be a Hot time in the old town tonight"

[zbdent]

14. Muskrat Love

oops, didn't read the entire post. Well, take this as "I agree".

[zbdent]

16. Sugar Sugar

by the Archies

[pink-o]

17. Oh, it would be stocked full!!!

"Feelings" by Morris Albert

Anything by REO Speedwagon, Air Supply, and the Carpenters...

But let's get outta the 70s--I just hate that shit because I've been hearing it for far too long now!


"Slap My Bitch Down" by Prodigy

And what's that abusive, sexist garbage song by Nickelback? I downloaded the CD, and immediately deleted that particular song after listening to one verse. Hopefully, the delete sent it right to Hell's Jukebox!

[Hong Kong Cavalier]

18. This jukebox better be big, 'cause...

THE ENTIRE MICHAEL BOLTON COLLECTION would be on it. Even, no, especially any "b" sides.

[BlackVelvetElvis]

21. Run Joey Run.

Possibly the worst song ever recorded.
It reeks.

[Liberal Veteran]

24. Daddy please don't. It wasn't his fault. He means so much to me.

Daddy please don't, we're gonna get MAR--RIED!

[Liberal Veteran]

22. Tobey Kieth and Darryl Worley and Charlie Daniels jingo hymns.

:)

[Bake]

81. We'll put a boot in your ass, it's the American Way ...

And every time it plays, the listener gets a boot up the ass.

Bake

[WoodrowFan]

25. the complete works of Yoko Ono. (NT)

[SoCalDem]

26. Yummy..Yummy..Yummy..(Ohio Express)

:)

[name not needed]

27. Achy Breaky Heart

While they stick an achy breaky hot poker up your ass

[Soopercali]

29. "Lady in Red" [EOM]

[DemWitch]

30. I - eeee - I - eeee - I - eeee - I will always luhhh - uhhhh - uhhhh -

uhhhh - ve you - ouuuu - ouuuu Dolly's or Whitney's version

My heart will go on... the mix where the lines from the movies are intertwined with the song Celine Dion

Who let the dogs out

Barking Dogs Jingle Bells

Gramma got run over by a reindeer

[DinahMoeHum]

31. Anything by Celine Dion.

:evilgrin:

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

33. "My Heart Will Go On" would be there for sure.

[miss_kitty]

32. "Baby Don't Get Hooked" on Me and

"Watchin Scotty Grow" both by creepy mac davis, i think or one by 'booby' goldsboro- now there's a couple of guys who just did not DESERVE time in a recording studio.

[KG]

34. the entire phil collins catalogue

:puke:

[medeak]

58. ditto....

aren't all his songs the same repetitive crap?

[2cents]

35. All Ashcroft, all the time n/t

[Fleshdancer]

37. you win. that would be pure hell. n/t

[rhino47]

48. 2cent you win

but then what would they torture asscroft with?

[2cents]

53. French Rap n/t

[Fleshdancer]

36. The Macarena, anything by Hootie and the Blowfish, Oops I Did It Again...

anything ever recorded by a boy band.

[shadu]

38. anything by Tom Petty is pure fetid hell

[Warren DeMontague]

54. Tom Petty has made some very solid American Rock & Roll

I will have to differ with you on that one, bigtime.

[medeak]

59. me too

just admire him for his "coolness" alone

[aquaman]

65. Good rock and roll ..........

Not that exciting of a guy no, but he does what he does well.

[SnohoDem]

39. Macarena

Wind Beneath My Wings

[HEyHEY]

40. Only one song - Mustang Sally

[LeftishBrit]

41. Several sentimental modern Christmas songs

Especially "I Wish it Could be Christmas Every Day"

[tigereye]

50. meaning you don't like it or you do?

;)

I suppose any song played endlessly would be a problem. I thought they meant cool songs for a hellish experience.

Great version of that in the Commitments, one of my favorite films.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

42. You light up my life...Debby Boone

[Rowdyboy]

43. Olivia Newton John: "Please Mister, please...don't play B17"

makes me want to throw up everytime

My partner nominated "He stopped loving her today" by George Jones.
and "Watching Scottie Grow" by Bobby Goldsboro

[sleepyhead]

44. Barbie Girl

Over and over and over.

[pagerbear]

45. How could you forget "Don't Worry, Be Happy"?

What's wrong with you people?

[Magrittes Pipe]

46. "Hotel California"

[rhino47]

47. tony orlando and dawn nt

[Misunderestimator]

49. It's a Small, Small World

First and only time I went to Disneyland... I got stuck in the middle of that ride right next to a loudspeaker blaring that song over and over and over for 30 minutes. That was definitely hell.

[rhino47]

52. Thanks Misunderextimator now THATS stuck in my head

lmao
its a small world after all its a small world after all...

[Ithuilwen]

60. I've heard many "stuck on that goddamn 'Small World' ride" horror stories.

:scared:

[Noodleboy13]

51. Dream Weaver

[Warren DeMontague]

55. All Carpenters, All The Time n/t

[JohnLocke]

56. "Talking Pickup Truck Blues" by Zell Miller

Warning! May cause permanant ear damage.
http://miller.senate.gov/audio/talking_pickup_truck.mp3
http://miller.senate.gov/favs.htm

[Ithuilwen]

57. This is the song that never ends...

it just goes on and on, my friends. Some people started singin' it not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singin' it forever just because...

*big breath*

This is the song that never ends...

:evilgrin:

[Tom_Foolery]

61. Anything by Toby Keith, Tim McGraw, Garth Brooks, Darryl Worley...

Alan Jackson...too many to mention.

[DemBones DemBones]

62. The playlist of any Clear Channel AM station. nt

[allalone]

63. 2 from me

that song about being stuck between the moon and new york city I was astounded when it won at hte oscars and 10 people came up for the award-it took 10 to write that piece of crap?
the other would be "I yi yi yi yi yi, (you get it) will always love you."
Causes me to run screaming.

[alarimer]

64. "I've never been to me"

I have no idea who sang. ICK ICK ICK!

Also, I can't believe no one mentioned "Afternoon delight"

Edited because someone already nominated "You light up my life"

[skygazer]

66. Afternoon Delight

Anything from the soundtrack of Saturday Night Fever

[rhino47]

67. milli vanilli ,mc hammer nt

[Zero Division]

68. And kind of bad pop-techno, like the Venga Boys (spelling?)

That's a psychological weapon of mass destruction, right there.:nuke: :scared:

[enigmatic]

70. Gotta be "Feelings" by Morris Albert

The uber-shlock song of the 70's..

[chenGOD]

71. everything by Pat Boone

the Michael Bolton catalogue
Celine Dion
Bryan Adams
Hootie and the Suckfish
Britney Spears
Jessica Simpson
Ashlee Simpson
all boy bands
gareth gates
ah fuck basically all the manufactured pop that gets shoved donw America's throat via Clear Channel (I might make an exception for eminem, cause I actually like his first two albums)

there's a lot of music they could torture me with down there.

[kodi]

72. white christmas

.

[AngryOldDem]

73. "Loving You" by Minnie Ripperton

That voice could peel paint off the walls.

[-..__...]

75. "Tomorrow"

From the musical "Annie".

I used to work in a record store(chain), when the album came out.
They had an in-store monthly playlist of about 15-20 songs that were on tape and played over and over and over. It was a fireable offense if we put on anything that wasn't on the playlist; the record labels paid for the privilege. It wasn't unusual to hear the same song 5-6 times during a shift. Annie was on the playlist for 4 months.

:nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke:

[Happy Eddie]

76. I Like Dreaming

by Kenny Nolan

[Norbert]

77. Gotta have "In the Year 2525" by Zagerand Evans

[Zomby Woof]

79. Morrissey, Cure, Depeche Mode...

Any of that drearier-than-thou suicidal music for the seriously hip.

[citizen snips]

80. Country.

Listening to country is torture.