dumbya's own Olympic events

[Bundbuster]

Since little georgie wanted to do an Athens photo op, let's come up with some events he could compete (and maybe do well) in.

-unbalanced beam

-lieathalon

-behind parallel bars

-mud wrestling

-poll vault


yours???

[EstimatedProphet]

1. How about the 100 yard stupid?

[Worst Username Ever]

2. How about the decatha-I'M a DUMBASS

Because, you know, he's sort of a dumbass...

[KamaAina]

3. 1km Segway race: USA disqualified, false start

Pretzel relay: USA disqualified; Germany wins gold

Equestrian events: Let's not even go there :-)

Partisan gymnastics: BUSH George W. (USA) wins gold

[olddem43]

6. How about the 1 meter segway race?

[KamaAina]

17. Bush* would have "won" that one merely by falling forward

he IS more than one meter tall, y'know :-)

[Bundbuster]

4. Hurling

<mandatory co-participation by spectators>

[Bundbuster]

5. Synchronized sinning

[Bundbuster]

7. Tom Delay "The Hammer" throw

[Bundbuster]

8. tricycling

[TroubleMan]

9. Draft dodging....pretzel eating.....cycling

nt

[TroubleMan]

10. Nation Rebuilding......we lose

we came in last

[Bundbuster]

11. LARGE-bore target shooting

[GoddessOfGuinness]

12. Gymnastics...Boor Exercise

Haha! Great thread! :yourock:

[Bundbuster]

13. Gymnastics -

High Bar (coke & Jack Daniels)

[Bundbuster]

14. Basketbawl

(or basketcase ball)

[Bundbuster]

15. Platform diving

<going on right now in NYC - gay marriage ban>

[Bundbuster]

16. Softball -

interactive event with U.S. media - dumbya given free pass (bye) until gold medal match.