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Here's the deal. This can get as off the wall as you like, but it must follow the poster before you. Now, I understand some posts will be made at the same time which will cause the "script" to go in two different directions, but that's OK, as long as they follow the post above them.
Act 1 / Scene 1: Bush and Rove in the study at the Western White House.
Bush: Karl, this swiftboat deal is gettin' a little out of control, dontcha thank?
Rove: Don't worry about it Mr. President. You just do what you always do. Remain aloof and clumsy. Try to be a regular guy. The less you know the better.
Bush: But Karl, you and Tom and them are telling me that fucking McCain is talking about publically dropping his support of my re-election bid. How the hell do you think that's going to look?
Rove: Listen, Mr. President, McCain will do no such thing. He's fully aware of the consequences. He hasn't forgotten our little conversation from 2000.
Bush: Oh, that...
Rove: And besides, if he does, we'll go public. We can also start-up the "lost his mind" and "brainwashing" shit again. It was easy then, it'll be easier now. I mean, imagine a Republican Senator voting for a Democrat presidential nominee. Fucking insane. He'd be finished.
Bush: Oh, come on. We got Zell Miller to do it. It's not that unheard of.
Rove: Yeah, well Senator Miller also remembers the little "conversation" we had a couple of years ago. Besides, he's already through. His party doesn't give a shit about him and ours doesn't either. He's just a "D" in the "R" column. Looks good on paper. You really think I'd let that liberal piece of shit have any real influence with our election?
Bush: Karl, listen. You know I trust you. You really are the best at what you do...
Enter member of Bush's housekeeping staff
Bush: ...*clears throat* Hey there sweet britches. Mind topping off this drink for me? Little ice...lotsa Makers.
Slaps woman on the ass and gives a little squeeze.
Woman rolls her eyes and mouthes 'fuck you asshole' on her way out of the study.
Bush: ...as I was saying, you're as evil as they come. Trust me, that's a compliment. I just don't want this thing to unravel. Hell I even heard Fox News had a couple of people on the air rebutting the Swiftboat vets.
Rove: I've already taken care of that, Mr. President. The producer of Fox News Sunday has already been..."reassigned"...to the field. He leaves this very evening for Najaf for some, shall we say, "on the scene exclusives." Well, the sumbitch always said he missed fieldwork.
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