The Worst Movie Ever was on TV today.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

It doesn't matter what alternatives you nominate, the Worst Movie Ever is the 1970 version on Ned Kelly featuring Mick Jagger.
There is no comparison. It is the William Shatner's Singing Career of filmic history.

[hatrack]

1. But what about "Night Of The Lepus"?

This epic featured the thespian genius of DeForest Kelley as he battled 400-pound radioactive bunnies in the Nevada desert.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

2. That, I will have to see.

That's the best sentence I've heard in weeks.

[hatrack]

5. Arguably the best sentence, definitely the worst movie!

Unless maybe, just maybe, it was John Agar's classic "Zontar, Thing From Venus"

Then there's "Eeargh", about a thawed caveman popping up in suburban Southern California, circa 1960. It features this deathless bit of dialogue:

"Look, it's a footprint!"

"Yes, it is a footprint! There's the heel and there's the toe!"

[Screaming Lord Byron]

7. What about 'Captain Kronos, Vampire Hunter'?

Or 'Zoltan, Hound of Dracula'?
Or Roman Polanski's 'The Fearless Vampire Hunters'?

[hatrack]

18. Wasn't it "The Fearless Vampire Killers"? On another note . . .

"Zoltan" rocks - incredibly awful! And as long as we're discussing Satanic canines, don't forget "Devil-Dog: Hound of Hell"!

[CrownPrinceBandar]

23. "Zontar, Thing From Venus".......................

scared the shit out of me for weeks after I saw it as a kid. EEESH!

[asthmaticeog]

24. If by "Eeargh" you mean "Eegah"...

I adore that execrable piece of shit. That awful Arch Hall, Jr. song that brilliantly rhymes "Valerie" with "Gallery" and "Salary" over and over and over and over and over... That Awful Arch Hall, Jr. himself, looking' all like Dennis the Menace with an Alien face-hugger on him... the probability that it's the direct conceptual ancestor of "Encino Man"... it's so damn wretched that there's not a thing wrong with it.

[TOhioLiberal]

14. Hey, now...

...no Dissin' the good Doctor!
Them's fightin words! :)

[sundog]

3. No, you forgot "Supergirl" with Faye Dunaway

[Screaming Lord Byron]

4. But Helen Slater was gorgeous.

And what the hell was Peter Cook doing in it?

[sundog]

6. Have you seen that piece of shit??

The "Omega Hedron" WTF?? The whole thing doesn't make any sense...

[Screaming Lord Byron]

9. No idea.

But, come on. Helen Slater spends much of the movie dressed in saucy-schoolgirl gear.

[rwenos]

8. What About "Plan 9 from Outer Space"?

Or Gigli?

[Screaming Lord Byron]

10. Plan 9 is intentionally bad, mind.

Or, at least, it doesn't take itself seriously like 'Ned Kelly' does.
So far as 'Gigli' goes, I haven't seen it. Thank God.

[rwenos]

13. Or Maybe "Warlock Moon"?

My college buddy's dad was "beheaded" in that one.

Filmed in Livermore, California, in 1975. Premiered there too. Unclear if it ever was shown elsewhere.

[Fovea]

21. Yes, Plan 9 from Outer Space.

It must be seen to be believed.
Not so much actors, as people with
too much spare time.

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

11. Bad Day at Black Rock is my nominee

I am willing to bet you have never seen it.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

12. I know of it, but haven't seen it. How about Russ Meyer's 'Vixen'?

[murielm99]

26. I have too seen it.

Ernest Borgnine.

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

31. And?....

it sucks, right?

[murielm99]

35. Very cheaply made.

Bad script. Horrible scenery. It was not a bad premise, but they could have done the movie so much better.

[General Zod]

15. You haven't lived until you've seen " Monster A Go-Go"

This movie will make you want to stand up and scream at the top of your lungs....." Reverend Jim, more Kool-Aid...please!"

[Taverner]

16. Speaking of...wasnt there a Shatner movie totally in Esperanto?

I seem to remember that somewhere....

[antigone382]

27. I think it was called the Incubus

Not sure, but I seem to remember seeing something about it on the internet...

And as to the worst movie vote, Battlefield Earth gets my vote any day...or perhaps Anaconda.

[kat21]

17. Ishtar!

[pagerbear]

19. Plan Nine From Outer Space?

[nolabels]

22. It won an award

The Golden Turkey Award is an award given to poor movies
(snip)
http://encyclopedia.thefreedictionary.com/Golden%20Turkey%20Award

[7th_Sephiroth]

20. Manos, the hands of fate

[Kool Kitty]

29. Ooooof, that did suck.

Unless you watched it on Mystery Science Theater 3000. Then it was very funny.

[Selwynn]

25. The worst movie ever is Boxing Helena

So bad that it now holds a special place in my heart...

[tedoll78]

28. What about "Freddy Got Fingered"?

THAT movie was so bad that it was hilarious! (when you're not sober..)

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

30. Excorcist 4 is a new challenger for this title. See it if you don't

believe me... If you DARE.... MUHAHAHAHAHAHA

[hyphenate]

32. Almost any of Russ Meyer's films

Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill! for one.

I think the most awful film I ever, ever saw, though, was one called Liquid Sky. Blech! What a piece of shit that film was.

How about Chopper Chicks in Zombietown?

[imax2268]

33. Space Hunter...Adventure in the Forbidden Zone...

without a doubt the worst movie I have ever seen...at one point...when some females are climbing up a hill...you can see a used car lot in the back ground...

really stupid...!

[eyesroll]

34. I don't know....William Shatner once filmed a movie entirely in Esperanto

We own it. We haven't watched it. (I'm a self-taught very marginal Esperantist.)
There could very well be a William Shatner's Singing Career of filmic history, starring William Shatner.

[Gildor Inglorion]

36. I respect your opinion, but "Gigli" stands alone...

as the most jaw-droppingly horrible motion picture ever made. I can only believe it was intentional, though, and Mick Jagger probably tried to do a good job with "Ned Kelly."

[DU GrovelBot]

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[mitchum]

37. It is the worst movie ever...

I am always astounded that Jagger was hitting a creative peak (in music) while he was making that piece of shit