would you dance naked for money?

[mopaul]

not me, i ain't gonna show my ingorance to nobody.
.............stymie beard.......or was it, farina?..........

[trof]

1. Shoot, I'd do for nuthin'.

Wanna see?
;-)

[tekriter]

2. Again?

Promised my wife I wouldn't do that anymore....

but how much they payin'?

[kodi]

3. i don't do it any more. bad knee

.

[tekriter]

4. which knee?

left knee


right knee


hiney


wee---

[kodi]

21. middle one.

.

[trof]

5. Excuse, excuses.

jeez

[FreakinDJ]

6. sure if they want to see a big fat bald naked guy

I wouldn't want to deprive any one of the experience

[trof]

18. Wanna do a duet?

TWO big fat bald guys.
Might catch on?
;-)

[BiggJawn]

23. Let's make it a TRIO!

And go to someplace called Belleville. We could be the OTHER "Triplets of Belleville"....:-)

[NMDemDist2]

7. been there, done that,

but not today as I wouldn't want to scare the animals :evilgrin:

[sallyseven]

8. They would pay me to put my clothes

back on pronto.

[mopaul]

10. YEAH BABY!...put it on!

same with me. i've let myself go pretty bad. i used to look like rock hudson, now i can't even donate my body to science. more like science fiction.

but i've know a few strippers, and was a d.j. in a stripper bar for a few months. boring.

[mopaul]

9. I'm NOT getting the answer I was looking for at all people.

ya' see....i've got this money........

[Feanorcurufinwe]

11. LIke someone would pay me

[mopaul]

12. well if that's your attitude...

...then i'm SURE i don't want to pay to see you nekked

[lolly]

13. How much money are we talking about?

Just trying to establish a price . . .

[mopaul]

16. need recent photo and verification

hope you take paypal and that you are a girl. who knows these days on the internet huh? lolly sounds kinda girly though anyway. i got over twenty dollars here and i might just spend it all, i feel crazy tonight

[trof]

19. I'm a girl, honest.

I'll send you a photo of me by yak express rider.
Real soon.

[mopaul]

20. i would appreciate that

i'll time you with a calender

[Cuban_Liberal]

14. Would, and have...

That's all I'm sayin', too. Ahhh, college!

:evilgrin:

[mopaul]

15. finally....the correct answer!

damn, now my wife is back.........uh, i uh.....i call ya back---

[Cuban_Liberal]

17. LOL!

;)

[Bluzmann57]

22. Of course

but if someone wants to pay me to dance naked, I have to question their judgement as well as their sanity.

[TrogL]

24. I have danced naked for money

Made $25 - twice.

[BeHereNow]

26. I danced nekked in a parking lot once-

But I didn't get paid-
Woke up on my porch with nothing but a
pair of black patent leather high heels on...
Ah, those were the days!
Twenty dollars sounds fair, but it might
take me a few days to find those shoes, so
get back to me then- when your wife is
out doing errands, of course.
Oh, and you have to promise to make
one of your flash art works of it.

:evilgrin: BHN

[moof]

25. depends on the music