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DoYouEverWonder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-05-04 03:32 PM
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Caption the snake oil salesman
Edited on Thu Aug-05-04 03:33 PM by DoYouEverWonder


Okay guys, when the space ship lands just line up, we will be boarding one by one. Sorry, no gals allowed. Oh and there will be an open bar, once we take off.
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Kikosexy2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-05-04 03:47 PM
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1. So...
one time at band camp....I got lost in the woods ya know... 'cause I was like..drunk and high on coke... and ya know I couldn't find my way back to camp... and like I pulled out my chainsaw and started cutting down trees... 'cause they're terra-ists ya know...and then...
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-05-04 04:30 PM
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2. "Osama don't know nothing about harming this nation! He ain't got
Edited on Thu Aug-05-04 04:30 PM by skip fox
nothing on us! I worry about it endlessly, thinking up new ways to harm this nation. Ha! So there!"

And W. is "thinking": "Wow. I think I'm getting the hang of this irony thing. . . . wonder why everybody is so quiet though?"
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-05-04 04:32 PM
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3. Slow down all, theres plenty a koolaide for everyone!
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BringEmOn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-05-04 04:44 PM
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4. I got my a'soul movin'
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nickgutierrez Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-05-04 04:46 PM
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5. Put your soul in the bucket on the way out the door, thanks
It's in the contract.
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montana_hazeleyes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-05-04 05:42 PM
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6. Damn ,that crowd looks surly-nt
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rustydog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-05-04 05:56 PM
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7. Jesus loves me yes I know, 'cause John Ashcroft told me so!
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DemWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-05-04 05:58 PM
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8. and when the comet slows down
we all put on our Nike's and climb aboard the UFO following it... who's with me?
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