Oh Happy Day, there is a God

[MichaelHarris]

I was supposed to till the garden and spread landscape bark for my wife. Instead I DU'ed all day. But a storm came up and its raining like a mofo. Thank you God.

I was getting desperate, yesterdays excuse was, "The dog seemed sad so I sat with him all day and watched TV"

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

1. Hahahahaha

You are not alone in spending entire days DU'ing - I did that a few times before starting my job in May.

[MichaelHarris]

2. its get tough coming up with excuses

my wifes a doctor so if I fake an injury I have to have real symptoms. You wouldn't believe how hard it is to put your toe in a bench vise to fake a stubbed toe.