Tom Ridge Warns 'Japan Plans To Attack Pearl Harbor'

[Chuckup]

Tom Ridge, the Homeland Security secretary issued a warning indicating new intelligence showed the Japanese had conducted extensive surveillance of the Pacific region and are planning a sneak attack on Pearl Harbor.

http://www.dailyhog.com/tom_ridge_08042004_7223.asp

[daligirrl]

1. Let's just make a decree. ..

"Henceforth, all acts of terrorism or justifications for war can be linked to Al-Quada, retroactively!". The king has spoken, so be it.

[Terry_M]

2. What about Clinton?

[daligirrl]

3. "Oh yeah. . .

and Bill Clinton's penis! So be it, and. . .uh, whatever."

[Reverend_Smitty]

4. Clenis made them do it

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

[daligirrl]

5. Don't you kinda think.. .

That the clenis caused the Spanish Inquisition? I do. What about Pol Pot? Obviously clenis-induced. God, we're onto something here!

[Reverend_Smitty]

6. Can't forget the fall of the Roman Empire

Nero fiddled while Clenis set Rome ablaze :evilgrin:

[Chuckup]

7. Cain and Abel too

May as well blame that on el-kada too!

[Fusions_Minion]

8. Did ya hear..

Clinton's penis can now be equipped with shallow running torpedos necessary for the attack on Pearl Harbor.