I'm outta here DU'ers...

[tjwash]

:D :D :D

I had a terrible accident a last week. While fishing here in San Diego, I hooked a 100 pound tuna, and while I was getting it in the boat, the gaff slipped and went into the side of my head leaving a gaping hole.

The doctors have estimated that about three quarters of my brain leaked out into the bottom of the boat, so I quickly scooped them up, and tried to stuff them back in the hole.

Since the accident I have done nothing but listen to Rush Limbaugh and Shawn Hannity, and have gained an insatiable love of large guns, and an all consuming hatred of Gays and Minorities. In fact all I do anymore is read NRA literature, talk about how black people are getting all the good jobs and how all the gays are sodomizing our children.

I am dictating this to someone who still knows how to read and write as I have forgotten how to do that kind of liberal crap. I’m out of here DU’ers, so send me a refund or I will come blow your commie American hating, liberal heads off.

Yours in Christ, An X-Liberal

:D :D :D

[ronnykmarshall]

1. But how was the tuna?

[mrboba1]

4. forget the tuna!

How's the boat??

[tjwash]

5. tasted great, lasted a long time.

:silly:

[MichaelHarris]

2. could you have

accidently put some of the tuna brains in your head? I hear tunas listen to Fox all the time.

[mdmc]

3. good luck with all that

:dem:

[hyphenate]

6. You almost had me

until you decided to scoop up your brains. :)

[Canuckistanian]

7. So, when do you get your talk show?

Has Scaife or Murdoch approched you yet? Got your fax machine ready for the daily Rove-a-gram?

[Aftershock]

8. LOL.

I hope you're kidding.

But then again, if you are an X-Liberal, you wouldn't have scooped your brains back into your head. ;)

[libhill]

9. Come on now -

tell us the truth - you won 20 zillion dollars playing the lotto, and the repukes showed you how to "create jobs" in your new sweat shop, paying mininum wage with no benefits or health insurance for your 5,000 employees. But that's o.k., if they complain, just shout God Bless America, or Praise the Lord. They'll eat that up, I'm sure of it. Oh - don't forget to scare `em with terorists alerts every three or four hours.

[tjwash]

10. Actually...

...I was anti war, until I inherited all this stock in Lockheed, and pro-union, until they gave me this nice corner office...

:P

[libhill]

13. Nuttin' wrong

with a little Lockheed stock and war profiteering - you're just doing your bit against them thar A-rabs what hate us for our freedoms.

[buff2]

11. It's threads like this that drive me nuts

It's pure insanity,I tell ya. It makes me nuttier than a fruitcake. How can you leave us commies at a time like this? Now these voices in my head are back..."vote bu$h" "No don't vote bu$h"..I've prayed and prayed about it but God told me he placed bu$h in the Whitehouse to "restore honor and dignity",and we all know how that's turned out.I thought God was a Liberal...how could he put a fake "Christian" in there running our country? Wait a minute....a voice told me I have to go now. It's almost time for my meds,and my appointment with my shrink. God bless you,and God bless Amurica. Bye now. :hi:

[tjwash]

14. God bless us everyone!

Especially dubya!!

[buff2]

15. God bless tjwash and Mickey

I will pray for you. As soon as my meds kick in. :evilgrin:

[mark11727]

12. So is Mike Savage in the market for a "zany side-kick"?

I smells comedy in the air.