Oh my sweet God this is the worst fucking thing I've ever seen

[SweetZombieJesus]

MTV has finally hit rock fucking bottom. Hell is boiling over into the streets! This is a sign of the fucking apocalypse!

[diplomats]

1. Could you be more specific?

:)

[THUNDER HANDS]

3. see my thread

:)

[Maple]

2. Actual communication

is the essence and purpose of language.

[GOPisEvil]

4. Hey SZJ...did you see my answer re: SXSW?

www.sxsw.com

Hope you can make it! :-)

[liberalmuse]

5. What? What?!?

You mean they actually got above rock bottom enough to hit it again?

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

6. LMAO

This is like... past rock bottom. It was horrible.

[SweetZombieJesus]

7. Dear God, even on mute this is unbearable

SOMEONE NUKE THIS PLACE! OSAMA! SADDAM! KIM JONG! HIT RADIO CITY MUSIC HALL WITH EVERYTHIN YOU'VE GOT! KILL THIS TALENTLESS BITCH AND HER HELLISH OFFSPRING!

For anyone who wasn't keeping score, this is MTV at its rawest, most demonic, "purest" form. This, at its base, is what MTV has always been about: talentless whores being rewarded for being talentless whores.

The VMAs are officially the worst thing in the entire world. If only the Taliban would liberate us from this shit. I'd rather have pages from the Koran stapled to my eyeballs than watch one more second of this shit.

[roughsatori]

8. I concur, it is lame as only a televised apocalypse can be

The world will end not with a bang but a whimper. And the whimper is being televised tonight.

[SweetZombieJesus]

10. I'm praying to Cthulu to have the spirits of Bill Hicks and Sam Kinison

inhabit the body of Chris Rock this moment. SCREAM UNTIL THEIR DEMONIC EARS GUSH BLOOD!

[THUNDER HANDS]

11. BWAHAAHAHAHA

Getting Paula Abdul to judge singers is like getting Christopher Reeve to judge a dance contest.

:)

[Cush]

9. Hell, you're watching?

I haven't watched that crap since um, hmm, not sure when. lol

[THUNDER HANDS]

12. wow, product placement

Want another SPRITE Labron?

UGH!

:mad:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

13. I must admit, this is the most entertained I have ever been by

the suffering of another (reading this thread...not watching the show)

[SweetZombieJesus]

15. This show is worse than getting monkneypox, SARS, West Nile, and explosive

diahrrea all at the same time. And people: Missy Elliot fucking SUCKS. Stop calling her a genius, it just devalues the word for people who actually deserve it, i.e. NO ONE WITHIN 1,000 FEET OF THAT BUILDING.

Someone tell the Russian Army there's Chechyan rebels in Radio City Music Hall, quick!

[GOPisEvil]

16. Teena, don't you wish you were there?

I'd be laughing hysterically!

[SweetZombieJesus]

14. My brother keeps unmuting it despite the fact that I'm yelling at him and

throwing things.

I can't believe I used to look forward to this fucking show! For the last five years AT LEAST it's been unfuckingwatchable.

[tarkus]

17. If you don't like it, don't watch it, I don't.

[SweetZombieJesus]

18. It's being force on me

My brother keeps asking if I want him to go watch it in his room, but I don't want him to sit in his room by himself. This sucks, but not so much that I want my brother to have to watch it by himself.

And in case you couldn't pick up on it, a lot of my "anger" is just exaggerated for comic effect.

Anyway: Is Puffy now the official spokesperson for every dead black celebrity ever? Isn't it kind of the morbid the way he always pops up to eulogize people who had ninety billion more times than he'll ever have?

[SweetZombieJesus]

19. It's being force on me

My brother keeps asking if I want him to go watch it in his room, but I don't want him to sit in his room by himself. This sucks, but not so much that I want my brother to have to watch it by himself.

And in case you couldn't pick up on it, a lot of my "anger" is just exaggerated for comic effect.

Anyway: Is Puffy now the official spokesperson for every dead black celebrity ever? Isn't it kind of the morbid the way he always pops up to eulogize people who had ninety billion more times than he'll ever have?

[kixot]

20. Dude, chill. Relax, repet after me:

"Hooray for boobies."

Feel better? That's good.

[SweetZombieJesus]

21. Why does Snoop always have his entourage with him, even on stage?

Look at these dudes, they're all new millennium Charlie Hodges. Maybe Snoop will make them come out with a popsicle stick up their butts.