I give up....how and where can I meet indecent sleazy women?

[ohiosmith]

:evilgrin:

[asthmaticeog]

1. Um, ohiosmith?

I thought you were in Nevada? You're having trouble?

[ohiosmith]

4. Too expensive here in LV.

[LynneSin]

2. box turtle or homo sapien?

:shrug:

[ohiosmith]

5. Choices, choices. At this point I'd rather not rule at any options.

[MissMillie]

3. Just about anywhere

I would imagine.

[ohiosmith]

7. I need specifics. If you don't mind.

[chicaloca]

31. Errr...

Clubs? (As in the discotheque type, not like chess clubs.)

ETA: What about swinger clubs?

[quisp]

6. An old friend gave me 2 pieces of advice...

1) Go ugly early.

2) If she doesn't meet your standards, lower them some more.

[ohiosmith]

8. Words to live by and build lasting relationships on.

[tigereye]

32. but your'e looking for sleaze, not a relationship,

right? Although I suppose they can coexist somewhat amicably at times.

[ohiosmith]

38. A sleazy relationship.

[Maestro]

9. Harry Hines Blvd

Dallas, TX

[texas1928]

37. Those girls will make you have to take stock in a pharmacy

Hope you have your shots updated.

[Tempest]

10. Fresno, California

But you'll have to watch Fauxnews with her and attend a freeper rally.

[dr.strangelove]

11. Don't you know all Jersey girls are sluts.

All right, all right, I take it back. I married a Jersey girl and I always tease her with this.

[Gothic Sponge]

12. Try the RNC next month.

;)

[TreasonousBastard]

13. First, you gotta...

look like an indecent, sleazy guy.

Then you find them all over the place.

[ohiosmith]

16. Ah ha! That's my problem. I look like Peter Billingsly did 20 years ago.

[baldguy]

21. Well, there's a teacher in Florida...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=1408461&mesg_id=1408461

[ohiosmith]

34. Good call.

[benburch]

14. alt.com

Kinky, too.

[Worst Username Ever]

15. alt.com sounds familiar

but I am too scared to check it out at work. What is it??

[HallowsEve]

19. Alt.com

is not for work. Find a feminist...a lot of them have repressed sleaze too...ahahahahahahahahahaha!


C'mon, it's FRIDAY!!

[Worst Username Ever]

20. What is alt.com though?

Is it like a hook-up site? A personal site? Porn? What?

[benburch]

35. Personals for kinky folks.

Absolutely NOT for work!

[Worst Username Ever]

45. LOL thanks!! n/y

[ohiosmith]

18. Yes. Kinky too. Skilled in the use of orbital sanders and box turtles.

[NewJeffCT]

17. try church!

Those religious types always have something to hide.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

22. Rollerderby

[GOPisEvil]

23. Yeah, baby!

http://www.txrollergirls.com/

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

24. I've DJ'ed their events...trust me...

[GOPisEvil]

29. I see them at various events around town...

...always draw a crowd, those women. I bet they'd kick my ass, and I'd love it!

[Blue-Jay]

30. That sounds like it needs a thread of its own!

I'd love to hear about that. You'd you land a gig at the roller derby?

[ohiosmith]

36. OMG! I haven't done it wearing roller skates since I was a teenager.

[truthspeaker]

25. Renaissance Faire, but you have to work there and it's a big time commitme

commitment.

[Bridget Burke]

47. No fair stuffing your codpiece.

The Renaissance "ladies" do talk....

[truthspeaker]

26. Better yet, become a DJ or join a popular cover band

[HEyHEY]

27. SURREY, B.C., Canada -- ask ANY Canadian

[ohiosmith]

39. Better than Chilliwack?

[mrboba1]

28. A good

Southern Baptist church.

You know how repressed they are!

[ohiosmith]

33. Any "good" ones in NC?

[Waverley_Hills_Hiker]

40. in Ohio..when you find out let me know.

Im looking to explore my bisexual side.

[ohiosmith]

41. Try Upper Arlington.

[CO Liberal]

42. Go to a Taping of "Jerry Springer"

Source: http://www.mrwoofus.com/

[Raven]

43. I have a number for you!

I needed to call my moving company today. They have 2 telephone numbers on their lettterhead. One is an 800 number, the one below it is a local number. I dialed the 800 but dialed the rest of the local number by mistake. I got the raunchiest message I have ever heard! I can give it to you for a price.:-)

[ohiosmith]

44. Sorry! I don't pay for it. Maybe that's why I don get it.

[VelmaD]

46. oh oh oh...pm me

I wanta know what it said. :evilgrin:

[ohiosmith]

49. Me too. But I don't want to pay.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

48. Oh Brothel, Where Art Thou?

Look for red lights in the windows...

[Taverner]

50. Sex Addicts Anonymous Meetings

Or so sayeth Chuck Palahniuk...

[sangh0]

51. Salt Lake City

I know, I know. Just TMOT