Your Errection Lasts MORE Than 4 Hours - Do You Call The Doctor?

[matcom]

Poll question: Your Errection Lasts MORE Than 4 Hours - Do You Call The Doctor?

[TXlib]

1. Hell, I call EVERYBODY!!!

[meegbear]

5. BWAH HA HA!!

Me too!

[pagerbear]

2. Is there something you'd like to tell us?

[Xithras]

3. I call my wife

She'd be thrilled :evilgrin:

[HereSince1628]

4. What there is no option for intercession via a Yak?

[Reverend_Smitty]

6. Well if I were a guy...

I would call Ron Jeremy and ask what do you think about that punk!

[Chef]

7. For Hours

Every time I hear that ridiculous warning, I can hear the cash registers ringing all across the nation.

[DemBones DemBones]

8. My doctor said

a patient told him the last thing he'd do in that event was seek medical help. Cracked the doctor up.

[Qutzupalotl]

9. My doctor told me to look at this>>

[mongo]

10. On a serious note

an erection lasting more than 4 hours, or leaving a cock ring or other constricting device on for that long, will cause bruising and tissue damage.

Personally, I don't want to lose any sensation down there.

But I chose no anyway.....

[iconoclastic cat]

11. At least you have more dialing options...

[Bonhomme Richard]

12. A very close female friend of mine who's a...........

emergency room nurse told me that you really don't want that to happen because they will stick a needle up your penis to allow the blood to flow out. Ouch!

[matcom]

14. well, isn't THAT a "cock-killer"

:D

[Bonhomme Richard]

15. I'd think about that real hard (excuse the pun)......

before I took any of that stuff.

[arcane1]

19. Ok, well that just took care of mine!

there's your remedy right there- just read about the remedy!

:scared:

[VoteDemocratic2004]

13. Find a date real fast?

:shrug:

[Burma Jones]

16. Obviously, you've become a divining rod

You should seek groundwater.

[lastknowngood]

17. JUst call more girls

n/t

[jus_the_facts]

18. NO.....ya better....

....call ME!! :o :evilgrin:

:loveya:

[matcom]

21. LMAO!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA :D

[jus_the_facts]

26. Oh YEAH....well......

....I'll give ya somethin' to LAUGH about MISTER...BEND OVER!! :spank:

:*

[TrogL]

20. Priapism must be dealt with

"or you'll get gangrene and it will turn all black and stinky and fall off. The procedure for doing it is to cut a small incision near the appropriate artery and it will spurt blood all over you, me, the nurse, the wall and the ceiling.

...

Problem fixed yet?"

That's the procedure the local emergency room doctor uses to treat priapism. He says the description is usually gory enough to make anything wilt.

He also waves an ice bag around with a threatening gesture.

[matcom]

23. ok. i REALLY didn't need all THAT

just funnin' over the commercial! x(

:scared:

NO MORE!! NO MORE!!

PLEASE??

[Hoosier Democrat]

22. I'll call the doctor...

my friends, the media. Hell, I'll tell THE WORLD!!!!!

[Endangered Specie]

24. Its called endurance, my friend

;)

[Misunderestimator]

25. Well, if you're measuring it in hours...

I've got you beat. :evilgrin:

[hunter]

27. Normally it comes and goes.

Hey, wait a minute, what are we talking about????

[Skittles]

28. Matcom doesn't, he calls me

and I get out my whip. :7

[BiggJawn]

29. Depends...Am I using it for more than 4 hours?

If so, I don't see the problem, and if she's not sore yet, there IS no problem, right?

Those were the days.....:eyes:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

30. No wonder Mrs Mat ain't pickin' up

I been tryin to reach her all day!

[Donkeyboy75]

31. Nope. Brew a big pot of coffee for the wife.

[KG]

32. i'd call it just getting warmed up.....

:)

[DS1]

33. What if you have 240 consecutive 1 minute erections?

:shrug:

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

34. Seriously, for most

males over the age of about 14, an erection shouldn't last more than four hours.

That IS a cause for concern. But I am sure a lot of men hear that warning on that commercial and go to their doctors claiming to have "trouble" to get the rx. And I am not so sure that wasn't intentional on the part of the commercial makers.

The commercial with the lady talking about her man and his spontaneous staying power is so annoying to me. She's so smug about it. Big deal. My guy has never once had a failure to achieve or maintain an erection. And he's pushing 40.

Question: why are most Viagra prescriptions given in Israel and the United States? Discuss amongst yourselves.

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

35. Oh and once

my chihuahua was humping a small teddy bear and got overambitious and it got kinda "caught" outside and he was whimpering and kinda dragging it around and it wouldn't go back in his foreskin or whatever it is dogs have. So my husband got a piece of ice, wrapped it in a paper towel and applied a bit of cold.

Problem solved. Grateful dog.

[JSJ]

36. yes, if she's a woman with many friends

[oxymoron]

37. only if he's cute

[Swamp Rat]

38. Hell NO! I'd get on my hands and knees and thank all the gods!

[Tom Kitten]

39. is this a problem

a simple ejaculation doesn't cure? Haven't seen it mentioned yet...