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[rucky]

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[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

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[DS1]

2. As the old saying goes, I'd rather not shit where I sleep

Thx for understanding

[MallRat]

3. Re: Information about your new job gwJyT

An important message from, I kid you not: Mr. Orifice C. Underbelly.

:crazy:

"At Last you've found the totally risk-free way for busy people like You to earn extra bucks"

Dear Friend,

If you'd like to have more money, more security, and more freedom, then this might be the most important letter you'll ever read.

Here's why:

You are about to discover exactly how I have... and how you will... be able to "work with your home PC to build up a full-time income." What's more important is that you can easily get started without any risk or up-front investment!

So, when I write back to him, should I call him Mr. Underbelly? Mr. Orifice? Just plain Orifice?

-MR

[rucky]

4. What do you suppose the "C" stands for?

on second thought, it may be a mystery best left unsolved.

[Angelus]

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[rucky]

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but when it comes time to ante up, we're nowhere to be found.

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