Tell us something about another DUer that we don't already know

[LynneSin]

sus has cleaned out her entire home and tossed something like 6 bags of garbage.

There - now your turn!!

[Dookus]

1. keep it on the down-low

but i think Arwalden is gay.

[LynneSin]

2. no, don't tell me that - I have a secret crush on him

:cry:

[arwalden]

38. I Have A Secret Crush On You Too

[arwalden]

37. Ya Big Fruitcake!

[GOPisEvil]

3. I hear matcom has this thing for butts.

Shhhhh...

[sus]

4. it's true! i'm going to have a killer yard sale.

[VelmaD]

5. I know this is a shock...but Will Pitt...

he likes to drink. :beer:

[ChickMagic]

7. Wow!

A feller after my own heart. And I hear he smokes too!! We'd have a great time in a pub!

[plcdude]

39. should I tell them about

what you at do at work? O maybe I don't have to.

[Fenris]

6. Screaming Lord Byron has a family of Gypsies buried under his home

Which apparently is legal in Canada.

[sus]

9. Fenris is planning a preemptive invasion of Canada. He calls it

"The Foxy Fenris Doctrine"

He's a little full of himself...

[Fenris]

10. I am never full of myself. Satiated, but never full.

Now if you'll excuse me, my sexy ass has a member of the G8 to invade.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

26. Why is this news?

I mean, if you were bothered about the ancient tribe of vikings in my closet, fair enough.

[Fenris]

50. I thought those were very pale Mongols.

How little I know!

[tigereye]

71. nah, you guys have the bones of hated bands buried

at Stonehenge! Only the stones remain.

[ChickMagic]

8. The anarchy1999's

are really nice, generous people. And fun to be around!

[Magrittes Pipe]

11. RandomKoolzip used to do rock criticism as a substitute for getting laid.

Now that he's married, he uses getting laid as a substitute for rock criticism.

Eventually, he will learn time management and be able to do both.

[Misunderestimator]

12. LynneSin has 12 toasters hidden in her closet...

Don't believe a word she says.

[LynneSin]

14. Misunderestimator is really a straight man named Bubba

See here's his picture:

[Misunderestimator]

16. How DARE you post my pic here....

You've blown my cover. Do you know how hard it is for me to get lesbians to like me in person? Now I just have to find another place to go. :cry:

[LynneSin]

18. Show them the picture of you in your swimming pool

That'll get those lesbos hot for you?

(can I say lesbos?)

[Misunderestimator]

23. LOL... but wait... I look like Arwalden there...

That was before I started drinking too much beer.

As for the lesbo thing... it's an iffy one. It's ok in this context and in fun (at least for me, but I imagine someone might take it wrong). It's another one of those potentially incendiary words.

But seriously, do you like me better WITH the moustache or without? :)

[mopinko]

15. ok can you let me in on the toaster joke

ok, i am a hopelessly straight breeder. but i do sell my buttons in places where gay themed buttons are popular. i know there is a joke about coming out of the closet and getting a toaster. if someone can explain this to me, i think there is a good button in there.

[Misunderestimator]

17. On the coming out episode of Ellen Degeneres' show

Melissa Etheridge did a cameo as a "recruiter" and each new lesbian got a toaster for signing up.

[Beware the Beast Man]

13. Mrs. Beastman is my wife and just started posting yesterday.

And if you give her trouble, I'll bop you one!

[Magrittes Pipe]

19. Apparently, nothingshocksmeanymore is a lesbian.

Who woulda guessed it? :shrug:

[LynneSin]

20. Are you sure? Did you ask her

You never can be to sure about these things. You should have a few drinks, borrow Matcom's cell phone and give her a ring - ask her in front of a large crowd of drunk DUers!!

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

35. So I like theater!

What's the big deal?

[pagerbear]

21. I know stuff about Rabrrrrrr

...but I'm sworn to secrecy!

I might be convinced to divulge if you get me a date with a fireman, though.

[LynneSin]

22. Here's your fireman now give me the dirt!!

[pagerbear]

25. I can find pictures on my own!

I said a date, dammit!

[tigereye]

72. wow Lynne

is it hot in here or what? Is this another of your guys that I can't have? Pout.

Actually it is hot here since my HUSBAND HAS NOT PUT IN THE AIR CONDITIONERS!

[GOPisEvil]

24. A waiter hit on sus' sister. Too bad her dad has a crappy memory.

Dude could have gotten the digits.

[sus]

29. it's true! you heard it HERE first!

[GOPisEvil]

31. Goth girls get all the guys!

x(

[Parrcrow]

27. Bertha Venation is in black and white

and, oddly enough, silent.:hi:

[skypilot]

28. Screaming Lord Byron wears "puffy shirts"

He told me.

[sus]

30. he's also a pirate. he pillaged me. and my cats, too.

[Magrittes Pipe]

32. So THAT's why he kept saying "arrrrrrrr."

I thought it was just a Scottish thing.

[tigereye]

73. no you are secretly a pirate

of something. Or have pirated something? Piloting a pirogue? Must be the heat getting to me.

[Magrittes Pipe]

76. Me gotta go pole the pirogue down on the bayou.

[tigereye]

81. and be a swamp rat

makes me miss Queen Ida.

What have you been up to? I have been living at the pool when I don't have to work and squiring my son to camp. :hi:

[Magrittes Pipe]

84. Pools tend to be outdoors.

So I work.

And then I go home and open up a bottle.

It's like the opposite of college -- I drink during the week, don't drink on weekends. Odd.

[tigereye]

89. hey I bought another bottle of sangria!

and I am going to drink some at my fave rest. this weekend, since my b-day is tomorrow! But it will probably take me the rest of the summer to finish the bottle since I drink SOOO much.

[ronnykmarshall]

44. Sus Flirts With Danger

Opps wrong thread!

[sus]

52. careful or i'll put your head on a carp.

:)

[m-jean03]

33. whoisalhedges has a cousin in my town who works at Best Buy

Haven't gone to try and find him yet, though. :D

[Magrittes Pipe]

36. He's the one who looks like a hippy.

Oh, wait -- you're in Bellingham. They ALL look like hippies.

Never mind.

[m-jean03]

40. Not me -

I look like a lesbian toughie. :D

[Magrittes Pipe]

42. Sure you do.

You are SO fem.

[m-jean03]

46. Yeah, in that picture from 4 years ago

:eyes:

[Magrittes Pipe]

51. Since then, you have grown your hair long and painted your nails pink.

Admit it.

[m-jean03]

53. Don't forget the lipstick

And the high heels. :-)

[Magrittes Pipe]

54. I thought the lipstick went without saying...

...as you are a "lipstick lesbian." ;)

[m-jean03]

55. I would like to get summa dat

on my collar. :evilgrin:

[Magrittes Pipe]

56. Oh, you're into leather?

I never woulda guessed.

[m-jean03]

41. Have you ever been here?

[Magrittes Pipe]

43. No, but there is a lot of great rock & roll in Bellingham.

Say hi to Dave Crider for me.

[LynneSin]

34. Felonious Thunk use to be my mother's paperboy

I'm not kidding on that one either. I was probably in college when he had the job

[greatauntoftriplets]

45. God_bush_n_cheney's mother....

...makes beautiful quilts.

[Misunderestimator]

47. self-delete

Oops... I forgot what thread I was on ... never mind

[WilliamPitt]

48. matcom looks like Riker

[VelmaD]

67. hee...yeah, well...Will Pitt or Judd Nelson?

You be the judge. :P

[Screaming Lord Byron]

m-jean 03 lives in the town where I met my wife.

But you might already know that.

[m-jean03]

49. Champ does crazy things when he gets drunk!!

Honest! He told me. :D

[GOPisEvil]

57. Elfwitch and I went to the same high school, but not at the same time.

[LynneSin]

58. GOPisEvil, Khephra and RBNYC all snore in their sleep

although if you roll RBNYC over she'll stop snoring. She just does it on her back

:eyes:

[GOPisEvil]

60. Lynne snores, too.

:P

[ScreamingMeemie]

59. PassingFair spends way too much time on ebay and at garage sales

picking up all sorts of oddities. Never a moment passes that she is not showing me a new find. And Man, does the girl have a collection of Harkerware...

You didn't hear it from me though....

[ScreamingMeemie]

61. LynneSin is really a misguided Packers fan!

:o

[LynneSin]

62. THAT'S SO NOT TRUE: TAKE IT BACK, TAKE IT BACK

:cry:

[ScreamingMeemie]

65. Is Too!

:P

:hug:

[ScreamingMeemie]

63. LynneSin has a poster of Brett Favre over her bed...

Next to the one of GOPisEvil. :o

[LynneSin]

64. NO NONONONONONONONONO TAKE IT BACK NOW EVIL WOMAN TAKE IT BACK

:cry: :cry:

[ScreamingMeemie]

66. Okay, Okay....

It's really Mike Sherman...

Giggle...

:P

[LynneSin]

68. I"m getting really close to calling you the c-word

CLOSET EAGLES FAN!!!

:eyes:

[SarahB]

69. Amaya has a Volvo that keeps falling apart.

:hi:

[Amaya]

90. LOL!!

After spending five hundred dollars, it's fixed.

Sarah :hi:

[graphixtech]

70. about mopaul

met mopaul last year at KC picnic.
The small child there and the pets surrounded him
(always good judges of true character).

:)

[Kat45]

74. Matcom's wife is a really nice woman. And very pretty.

Who'da thunk it? LOL

[La Lioness Priyanka]

75. arcane1 is a dyke.

[arcane1]

77. well, I guess I'm out now

still waiting for my @&%^$ toaster

thanks to lionesspriyanka for converting me. Don't you get bonus points for that?

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

78. Elfwitch controls Hollywood

All that nonsense about not having money and having difficulty to sell a cartoon is just a smokescreen.

[Catholic Sensation]

79. Duckie has a bronzed statue of me looking deep in thought in her dorm

apparently that was a better birthday gift than flip flops ;)

[YellowRubberDuckie]

83. Yeah, Neo...I sold that last week...

And only got enough to buy a $2 pair of flip flops at walmart.
Duckie

[Catholic Sensation]

85. well i'm sure all your lipstick all over my face totally devalued it

you should wash it after smooching my visage

[YellowRubberDuckie]

87. I'll just refer everyone to the end of my sig line...

Neo lies.
Duckie

[Catholic Sensation]

88. I'll refer everyone to duckie's im to me when she told me about it

DUDuckieYR: I hope you're as good a kisser as your statue is
NeoProgressiveNC: well I didn't think it was that good, I mean it totally doesn't use its hands at all!

[Catholic Sensation]

93. oh and leftpeoplefinishfirst is hot

and she has the same statue duckie has.

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

94. I'm hot?

OH. There must be another LeftPeopleFinishFirst, that explains it.


But I do have a Neo statue. I sleep with it at night...

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

95. jus_the_facts secretly likes the Red Sox

;)

[Catholic Sensation]

97. you have no ac, and it's the summer

and there's got to be a pic of me somewhere on your harddrive, i would think you'd be very hot ;)


:* :hug:

[YellowRubberDuckie]

80. Neoprogessive and ProudGerman fight over me all the time...

They both apparently want my junk. Whatever that means.
Duckie

[Catholic Sensation]

82. let's be clear on two things

1. I wouldn't call it fighting, as ProudGerman gets beat down every time.

2. You have nice things, and it's easier to take your stuff than pay for it. ;)

[WoodrowFan]

86. Robb has a "poll addiction" (NT)

[Amaya]

91. Sarahbelle can sing the Star Spangled Banner

Just give her a little wine first :evilgrin:

[SarahB]

96. Ah yes.

My reminder to not ever drink more than two drinks at a time. :silly:

[Donkeyboy75]

92. LynneSin's middle name is

"Pizzaface"