If JK is among us here, what do you think his DU name is?
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Mon Jul-12-04 11:21 AM
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If JK is among us here, what do you think his DU name is?
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Mon Jul-12-04 11:22 AM
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1. its probably something anonymous
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Mon Jul-12-04 11:22 AM
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2. Can I have your autograph, John? <nt>
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Mon Jul-12-04 11:45 AM
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14. waht's up w/ your user name. Highway 15-501? Anybody but bush? Allman
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Mon Jul-12-04 03:50 PM
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28. Either ABB is fine with me.
...especially in 1971 for the Brothers. I had the pleasure of being an on-stage photographer at Duane's next to last concert. Got a great roll of slides.
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Mon Jul-12-04 11:41 AM
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It may be you, no? :hi: Hope you are picking up some good ideas here.
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Mon Jul-12-04 11:45 AM
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Hi Senator (if this is you), thanks for running :) If this isn't you, thanks for the laugh :)
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Mon Jul-12-04 11:24 AM
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Nobody buys that laughably transparent indie-rock geek facade. We know it's you, Mr. Presumptive Nominee.
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Mon Jul-12-04 11:34 AM
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No, I have it on pretty good authority that Fenris is Ann Richards. Kerry is matcom.
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Mon Jul-12-04 11:52 AM
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why do you think i'm always talking about "Teddy"? :P
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Mon Jul-12-04 11:53 AM
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17. I'm still a bit weirded-out by that time you shaved him, JFK.
That was kinda disturbing.
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Mon Jul-12-04 11:56 AM
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we killed a bottle of Chivas in my Senate office and it was either that or tie his shoelaces together around the leg of his chair. i mean that was a RIOT the other 4 times i did that but i had the feeling Bob Byrd was looking for something a little more original and funny that night.
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Mon Jul-12-04 11:58 AM
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19. Oh, that explains it.
Byrd likes 'em shaven, after all.
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Mon Jul-12-04 12:02 PM
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20. someday i'll tell you about the time we
sent a blow-up doll to Tom Delay's office and phoned Trent Lott and told him Ashcroft was waiting IMPATIENTLY in Delay's office DEMANDING Lott IMMEDIATELY bring a fresh vat of CRISCO! *sigh* i didn't make copies of the security tapes though x(
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Mon Jul-12-04 12:06 PM
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21. Damn, it woulda been great to see the look on Bug Man's face...
...when he walked in on Lott slathering Criso all over "Eazy Annie."
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Mon Jul-12-04 12:09 PM
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22. well i CAN tell you where Lott strategically placed his Toupe!
Easy Annie could've used a Brazilian WAX man!
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Mon Jul-12-04 12:09 PM
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23. Damn! To be a fly on the wall!
You senators sure are fun.
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Mon Jul-12-04 12:13 PM
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i mean CHRIST! we got CHENEY as our "president"! :puke: although it IS true that during the SOTU, Edwards managed to sneak in a whoopie cusion on his seat. you ain't seen NOTHING funnier than that old F*CKER sitting and "whooping" EVERY TIME he was forced to during those STUPID applause moments. Hastert actually WET HIMSELF sitting next to him! *ah, good times*
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Mon Jul-12-04 12:16 PM
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25. I saw the piss stain on Denny...
...but I thought it was just normal geriatric incontinence. So tell me... is Lieberman really as much of a stick-in-the-mud as he seems? I mean, nobody can be THAT boring, right?
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Mon Jul-12-04 12:26 PM
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26. we have to take turns giving him weddgies just to get him to make a sound!
poor bastard goes through AT LEAST 5 pair of UnderRoos a WEEK!
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Mon Jul-12-04 11:24 AM
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Mon Jul-12-04 11:28 AM
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Mon Jul-12-04 11:33 AM
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6. I have a feeling they are BOTH among us here.
I don't know exactly how I know this.... call it women's intuition. :)
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Mon Jul-12-04 11:36 AM
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8. I hate to ruin a secret, but Newyawker is Kerry
Edited on Mon Jul-12-04 11:37 AM by khephra
Isn't he amazing! He can post more than I can AND run for President! ;-) (Just kidding. Nah, NY is a wonderful woman who I'm proud to have met. Heya NY! :hi: )
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Mon Jul-12-04 12:39 PM
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27. John Kerry is actually a WOMAN? OMG, the R's will have a field day with it
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Mon Jul-12-04 11:39 AM
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9. Matcom (jk) and GOPisEvil (JE)
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Mon Jul-12-04 11:40 AM
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Edited on Mon Jul-12-04 11:41 AM by khephra
And even though Lynne won't admit it, she's actually Kucinich. Just ask Will. :evilgrin:
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Mon Jul-12-04 11:42 AM
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12. I'm really Carol Mosely-Braun thank you
I would prefer not getting a sex change in the middle of this!
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Mon Jul-12-04 11:48 AM
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15. Ooooppps, sorry. I get confused sometimes.
It's so hard keeping all the candidate/ex-candidate handles straight. :evilgrin: Of course you're Carol. Sorry for the mistype!
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