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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-09-03 12:32 PM
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Rules for dating a yak
1. Make sure that he or she is in a good mood.



2. Wear protection....
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Capn Sunshine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-06-03 11:12 PM
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1. Always practice safe sex
-------"where's the Yaks?"
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-06-03 11:15 PM
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2. Do not ask your
yak to pick up the Czech.
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-06-03 11:49 PM
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3. Ba-dump ba!
Man, I knew I should've just gone to bed.........

But I just had to look....I just HAD to look.....
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-07-03 12:01 AM
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4. What?!
Sleep?! You actually log off? I was starting to think you were a virtual manifestation.
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-07-03 12:04 AM
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5. Shhhh.....please....don't say 'manifestation' so loud
It's a very private matter....
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-07-03 12:09 AM
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6. There are
creams you can purchase for that.
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-07-03 12:13 AM
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7. Well....
....no.....I'm too well behaved to go there....

But I am going to bed. To sleep, perchance to...um...dream.. yeah, dream. That's what I meant to say. No topical humor intended....I mean...not topical...but....

Oh, heck...I'm gone, before I blow the whole thing here.............
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