Painful rectal itch
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Sat Jun-26-04 10:54 PM
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That's right - imagine a jam so good you'd dare to call it "Painful Rectal Itch". Mmmm mmmm!
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Sat Jun-26-04 10:55 PM
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1. Rectum. Hell. Damn near killed him.
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Sat Jun-26-04 10:55 PM
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Sat Jun-26-04 10:57 PM
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Reminds me of a bad...old joke.
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Sat Jun-26-04 10:56 PM
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come again? your eating 'painful rectal itch'? -LK
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Sat Jun-26-04 11:01 PM
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get the asshole out of the White-house.
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Sat Jun-26-04 11:04 PM
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6. I'm still trying to figure out ...
why I clicked on a thread called "Painful Rectal Itch" :shrug:
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Sat Jun-26-04 11:06 PM
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7. Geez, I don't believe it. Don't we have any SNL fans here?
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Sat Jun-26-04 11:08 PM
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8. It's a dessert topping, you COW!!!
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Sat Jun-26-04 11:12 PM
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Sat Jun-26-04 11:18 PM
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10. Oh. That's very different. Never mind.
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Sat Jun-26-04 11:20 PM
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11. "Mangled Baby Duck"...now that's a good jam!
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Sat Jun-26-04 11:32 PM
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12. Wait, I have it - Ten Thousand Nuns and Orphans
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Sat Jun-26-04 11:35 PM
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13. Its better than anal leakage.
At least in my opinion... Laura
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Sat Jun-26-04 11:39 PM
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14. This is why you're not in charge of marketing, Rabrrrrrr
Edited on Sat Jun-26-04 11:40 PM by Hardhead
This line is actually from an old Mad Magazine. A witch doctor is overcome by "painful rectal itch."
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Sun Jun-27-04 12:08 AM
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17. The world would be a hell of a lot more interesting, though, if I were
:P Don't know the line from MAD, only from SNL.
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Sat Jun-26-04 11:51 PM
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goes better with peanut butter...
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Sun Jun-27-04 12:07 AM
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16. I think that's the best name of them all
Always got a chuckle from that one particularly.
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18. I just checked with my 9 year old son
and he confirmed my recollection of the contestants on "Fear Factor" eating embryonic ducks straight from their eggshells. :eyes:
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Sun Jun-27-04 12:28 AM
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19. Well, yeah, that's been done by health "freaks" for a long time
eating embryonic fowl. I remember seeing that in the 70s, and I'm sure it's been happening since the first human crawled out of the ooze.
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