After 6 months on DU I'm about to enter the 700 club - HELP

[SW FL Dem]

Ask me anything to get me through the next 100 posts!!

[tjwash]

1. BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!

There is no hope.

Just don't get too va-klempt

[SW FL Dem]

2. According to my MIL -

the phrase is Far Klempt! Who am I to know, I was known as the shiksa until my son was born.

[nickgutierrez]

3. Whatever you do...

don't drink the Kool-Aid.

[SW FL Dem]

5. Trust me I won't

I have family members that are fundies. I am determined to get in out and out of this club ASAP

[tandot]

4. look at Pat's Sex and Marriage advise...it gave me a bit laugh

you'll get over it. I posted like wild to get out of that club...and I am approaching 1000! Can't wait for that...

[SW FL Dem]

6. LOL

I've been here for 10 minutes and am determined to get out ASAP.

[StaggerLee]

7. No!

You must fester here with me!

[SW FL Dem]

12. I am on a mission to get outta here

You can do it too!

[StaggerLee]

13. You're right

The horror, the horror...

[SW FL Dem]

16. Thanks for the opportunity for another post n/t

[silverweb]

8. Bless you, my child.

I'll pray for your safe journey through the 700s.

O8)

[SW FL Dem]

10. Thanks

I want outta here!

[jakefrep]

9. I am asking the Lord...

...for your swift passage out of the 700 Club.

[SW FL Dem]

11. Bless you n/t

[ldf]

14. it's a rule that you have to start every post with

verily, verily i saith unto you....

:-)

it seemed like forever for me to get through the 700's.

[SW FL Dem]

17. Well I am one determined poster

My goal is 48 hours or less!!

[TOhioLiberal]

15. I'm coming up on it...

oh the horror! the horror!

[SW FL Dem]

18. When you get there.

I'll do my best to help you get through it.

[SW FL Dem]

19. 20 posts down - 80 more needed!!