Have you heard about "conservative ketchup"?

[Kat45]

"Bush Country Ketchup"

Here is the URL along with a few choice nuggets from their website.

Don't Let Kerry
Ketchup To Dubya
Buy Bush Country Today!

www.bushcountryketchup.com
Property of Conservative Condiments, Inc. Philadelphia, Pa



The Founding of Bush Country Ketchup

While dunking our freedom fries in ketchup a few months ago, we came to
a sudden realization. With each drop of ketchup we ingested, bottled by a
company whose single largest individual shareholder is the wife of the
Democratic Presidential Candidate John Kerry, we were indirectly making
his wallet fatter. Bush Country Ketchup was created so "right-thinking"
Americans could once again enjoy this condiment on our burgers and fries
without the guilt associated with enriching an individual whose aspirations
and goals are so clearly wrong for our country.

Here are a couple of their top 10 reasons for buying it:

10. The gourmet recipe is specially formulated for conservative taste buds and is perfect for your freedom fries and burgers. In fact, it tastes so good, it may even help win over some converts or awaken dormant conservatives!

7. By using Bush Country instead of a popular store bought ketchup, you
might put a dent in the left-wing coffers of John Kerry and Teresa Heinz.
2. Unlike John Kerry's multiple contradictory positions on NAFTA, Iraq, taxes,
defense, foreign policy and marriage, every bottle of Bush Country Ketchup is
consistently good.

[EstimatedProphet]

1. Unfortunately this one is not a joke I think

and the site looks like it was put together by 12 year olds.
What a bunch of f*cktards.

[DenverDem]

2. Damned expensive ketchup.

If you buy one, it will cost you $11.

More war mania profiteering.

[Parrcrow]

3. and it counts as a vegetable

so good conservatives don't have to eat their brussel sprouts.

[flamingyouth]

4. LOL - what a bunch of bullshit

I make my own ketchup. But I'd buy Heinz if $ went to Kerry now.

[Dogmudgeon]

5. As an unknown Goldwater opponent once said,

"In your guts, you know they're nuts."

--bkl

[Canuckistanian]

6. Looks like winner to me

I can just see hoardes of zombielike conservatives ordering CASES of the stuff.

Look out Heinz, be afraid, be very, very afraid.....

[sniffa]

7. that's funny

you sure it's not a joke?

[-..__...]

8. Yes....

but does it come in those fast-food, little plastic/foil packets that the Freepers can grab by the handful and stuff in their pockets or purses?

[sniffa]

9. just an idea

i think i want a bottLe. i was thinking of using it to christen the DNC?

[Deja Q]

10. $5.99 for 13oz of rancid tomatoes sold by price gouging nitwits...

Bought by bigger nitwits.

I should be using the word "freedom" every chance I get too.

First of all, I'd tell them to go Freedom off with their price gouging... O8)

[DenverDem]

15. Don't forget $4.49 for shipping and handling.

Damn near 11 bucks to be a jingoistic moran.

[sniffa]

11. kerry's bio

http://www.bushcountryketchup.com/kerry.html

how sad. i do Love this though:

Send Kerry a Message
Buy Bush Country
Today

[Tom Kitten]

12. That's about as bad as the conservative

ice cream...remember "I hate the French" vanilla?

speaking of French, here's what they probably use it on.

[jmowreader]

13. Top ten reasons not to buy Bush Country Ketchup

10. It's $5.99 a bottle!

9. The Kerrys don't make a dime from Heinz Ketchup anyway.

8. Anyone who can afford six bucks for a 14-ounce bottle of ketchup is "too good" to eat ketchup anyway.

7. The French were right.

6. It's the wrong color. Bush Country Ketchup looks more like Bush Country Barbecue Sauce.

5. $4.49 to ship one fucking bottle of ketchup? Are they hand-delivering it?

4. Freepers buy their ketchup at Wal-Mart. Who ever heard of buying ketchup on line?

3. John Kerry ain't exactly left-wing.

2. Anyone who's still calling them "freedom fries" doesn't need us to send them eleven dollars for a bottle of crappy ketchup (that they're buying from Sam's on skids anyway, and is probably Heinz), they need us to send them copies of Field Manual 22-102 (Wall-to-Wall Counseling) with the appropriate paragraphs highlighted.

1. It's just fucking stupid.

[Sabriel]

14. Reason #1....

The color will remind you of all the blood he's spilled in Iraq!

Sabriel