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Trajan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-11-04 03:25 PM
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CNN: Camera Embedded in Reagan's Coffin ...
Edited on Fri Jun-11-04 03:28 PM by Trajan
Camera Embedded in Reagan's Coffin

Thanks to the marvel of modern technology: a miniature, remote, wireless video camera has been installed into the coffin of former president Ronald Reagan. The camera, designed by crack CNN electronics engineers and manufactured by a division of Halliburton, cost billions in taxpayer dollars. Wolf Blitzer noted dryly, "To those who believed the canonization of the mighty, most incredible president to ever walk the face of the earth was over: well, think again".

Wolf continued, "We now will have, through the magic of science, the ability to keep an eye on the late president and newly crowned deity as He turns to right wing fairy dust: we call this new camera "The CorpseCam" ..

Wolf finished by saying, "We look forward to continuing our day and night coverage through the rest of your life, giving all of you wonderful views of the GOP 'god's dessicating form as we discuss without end how so amazingly wonderful he was (is) "...

"Be sure to catch our CorpseCam starting saturday morning.", said Wolf; "Only CNN has the buttkissing audacity to give the american people what they DONT want: nonstop worship of the false deities of the right wing GOP."

-more-

http://www.CNN.com/audaciousgall/wolfblitzer/suckarse/w...

<edit: had to fix that link .. winkwink>
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Mnemosyne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-11-04 03:28 PM
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1. a resurrection expected perhaps?
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denverbill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-11-04 03:37 PM
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2. It's almost believable.
I'm almost surprised they don't stuff his corpse and drag him around the convention.
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I thought so. Donating Member (466 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-11-04 03:57 PM
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3. Link doesn't work.
n/t
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Terran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-11-04 04:17 PM
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4. Er, it's a joke, that's why
And a damn good one too!
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denverbill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-11-04 04:21 PM
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5. Internet tip: Actual CNN links rarely contain "suckarse" or "whore"
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Terran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-11-04 04:47 PM
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7. Hey, that's a good tip!
I must keep that in mind for future attempts at news reading.

:wow:
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Trajan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-11-04 05:24 PM
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10. Perhaps you need a reboot ? ...
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BlueJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-11-04 04:30 PM
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6. "Corpse-Cam" LOL!! N/T
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-11-04 04:49 PM
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8. We... we.. we seem to be experiencing some technical difficulty...
we're getting a very fuzzy picture as you can all see..

pause

ok

pause

mmmhmmm

Ok I'm being informed by our engineers that the blur is in fact Ronald Reagan spinning
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Trajan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-11-04 05:34 PM
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12. Spinning GOP presidents ....
WHO'd have thought ? ...
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rumguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-11-04 04:54 PM
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9. Brings a tear to my eye
Our great fallen leader...even his rotting corpse fires up that patriotic spirit in me...
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Trajan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-11-04 05:31 PM
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11. Amazingly:
Edited on Fri Jun-11-04 05:31 PM by Trajan
The man has been 'dead' to the world for a decade .... and we ALL knew this was coming, and soon ...

But WHO'd have thought that the whores would have latched onto his aged torso so tightly ... so completely ....

The Dead Reagan is their proud trophy ... on garish display 24/7 ....

Sickening ...

I have been very mild towards the old man here in DU: ... but the media deserves a serious kick in the metaphorical arse for being such fawning sycophants to the GOP cause ....

To think: It's almost over ....

Or: is it ? ...
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-11-04 05:40 PM
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13. First a vag-cam and now this...
Edited on Fri Jun-11-04 05:40 PM by HypnoToad
Don't you dare ask what that is, you know what it is... :puke:

On the plus side, we can watch the little worms partin' in real time! :evilgrin: They're reincarnated republicans, naturally...
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Trajan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-11-04 06:03 PM
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14. They played "Going Home" on the tarmac ...
Yes: Going home to join the reincarnated wormies ...

Snakes all ...
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