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:silly:
After hearing Secretary Rumsfeld proclaim over and over "We don't even know if Saddam is still alive," Saddam decided to send Dubya a letter in his own handwriting to let the President know that Saddam is still in the game.
Bush opened the letter and it appeared to contain a coded message:
370HSSV-0773H
George couldn't figure it out, so he typed it out and emailed it to Colin Powell. Powell and his aides had no clue either so they sent it to the CIA. No one could solve it, so it went to the NSA and then to NASA and the Secret Service, even to MIT. The list grew and grew. Finally, some bright bureaucrat emailed the Mossad in Israel for help.
Cpt. Moishe Pippick took one look at it and replied: "Tell the President he is looking at the message upside down..."
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