I pulled a gorgeous girl last night, ask me anything...

[Guy_Montag]

I kissed the most beautiful girl I've ever, ummm, well, kissed.

Today I'm a fair mix of :bounce: :hangover: :loveya:

[stellanoir]

1. congrats. . .but "pulled. . . ?"

Am I just ill informed, or is that expression not slightly offensive?

Sincerely though, hope it works out for you and glad that you're happy.

[Guaranteed]

2. Offensive how? nt

[Guy_Montag]

3. I don't think pulled

is offensive. Not in my part of the world anyway.

[m-jean03]

4. "Did you have to inflate her first?"

Sorry, that's bad. That's a line from my favorite TV show, Wings. :hi:

[Guy_Montag]

5. You made me laugh anyway

oww my head hurts when I did that.

http://www.realdoll.com/

[m-jean03]

6. God, that's funny!

The testimonials page is interesting.

<<< just got my Real Doll this morning. I think I'm in love! THANK YOU! Man, you guys really deliver. If my doll is any example then your site does NOT do your dolls justice. Leah's face is SO beautiful and her breasts are AMAZING! How do you do that?! I can't keep my hands off her! I must admit that I was a bit worried about the size of the crate, but now I can see why it has to be that way and it really did a great job of protecting Leah during shipping ...you'll be happy to know she arrived in perfect shape! Leah and I had some wild fun this evening and I've got big plans for her this coming weekend. I cannot get over how REAL she looks and feels! You have made me one very happy man and I hope you guys go out there and make many more men happy!>>>>

[Guy_Montag]

7. It's weird

they look really freaky, ugh. I can't help feeling it's bordering on necrophilia somehow.

btw. the male one doesn't look very well endowed. Maybe you can get different sizes.

[m-jean03]

8. You put my thoughts into words. . .

YES, they do indeed look like the dead, in that creepy doll way.

Sheesh. Well, to each their own!

(Hmmm.. The guy doll is kinda small. Poor guy. :P )

[Rabrrrrrr]

12. Get a number of them, place them in your garden

Maybe ZenLefty can put them in his zen garden!

Heck, they're only $2K each. Buy a dozen!

I hope I'm never in a position where spending $2K on a love doll seems like a good use of my money, and my only real hope.

[Vitruvius]

9. I hope she's brainy & interesting too. Beauty fades. Brains are forever

n/t

[m-jean03]

11. If it's a RealDoll(tm), her beauty will NEVER fade. . .

:evilgrin:

[Guy_Montag]

15. I know what you mean...

I went out with a girl once who, was ummm, intellectually challenged & it was a disaster. So intelligence is definitely on my list of essential qualities.

[m-jean03]

18. Which one was it? With the intellectual challenge, that is --

"Leah"? "Mai"? "Stephanie"? "Tammy"? "Amanda"?

http://www.realdoll.com/dolls.asp

:P

[Guy_Montag]

19. Watch out for "Amanda"...

...she always beat me a chess.:dunce:

[m-jean03]

20. Did you see Kaori, the (looks like) 13 year old Japanese schoolgirl?

I think I should be offended . . . but I'm just weirded-out.

People are so goddamn weird. :crazy:

[BlondieK143]

10. I'm so jealous.

:D

[Guy_Montag]

13. Hey Blondie

nice to hear from you. It's just your so far away & I have needs...:evilgrin:

[BlondieK143]

14. But what about what I want?!?!

I was willing to give you everything! And you KNOW I mean everrryyything. ;)

[Guy_Montag]

16. Were you?

Oh bollocks!:evilfrown:

[BlondieK143]

17. :)

Oh well, congrats anyway!

[SOteric]

21. Ah, the sweet intoxication of smittentude.

Good for you, Guy. :pals:

Much happiness.

...and a Paracetamol might not be a bad idea, either.