I feel that I need to share the EPIPHANY I had with all of you

[underpants]

I was laying in the freshly cut grass in our side yard looking up at the sky in all of it's magnificent beauty thinking about what a wonderful world we live in and the wonderful life that I share with my wife.

Just then out of the corner of my eye I saw something move. I looked over to see a brilliant red ladybug slowly crawling along the tops of the blades of grass. She methodically made her way to where ever she was going and I thought of our daily journey to the place only we really know where we are headed and how as insignificant as that may be to someone else it is important on our life's journey. I thought about how seeing this really put everything into perspective and that is when it occurred to me:

I really need to stop drinking before lunch.

:shrug:

Stolen from a greeting card I saw once.

[Loonman]

1. You writing a book for the Oprah Book Club?

Or what?

;)

[underpants]

5. The "brilliant red ladybug" was a nice touch huh?

:thumbsup:

[DS1]

2. I'll just have to call you Agent 179

[underpants]

4. What?

I don't get it. Maybe I should watch the season one DVD's of the Family Guy my wife bought me.

[matcom]

3. *SNIF*

why would you EVER consider NOT drinking before lunch?

*SNIF*

[underpants]

7. With the beautiful and lush side yard right there I don't know why I would

:bounce:

[meti57b]

6. How did you know it was a "she" ladybug?

[DS1]

8. Male ladybugs are smart enough to fly

[underpants]

10. Nope stop it right now

I assumed it was a she. Please lets not go there...again

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=104&topic_id=1627230

[meti57b]

16. Interesting. Are you saying you knew because of how the bug threw a ball?

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

13. Because if it wasn't it would be a gentlemanbug. (nt)

[Beer Snob-50]

9. **Sniff** That was beautiful!!

Now pass around that bottle so we can all get to your level. Thanx

[underpants]

11. I can't reach it

and I really don't feel like getting up either.

:bounce:

[DS1]

12. bullshit, I saw you ductape it to your hand last night

[underpants]

14. Honey, get me the tape its gonna be a long night

Ducttaping the bottle to your hand. I honestly can say I have never seen nor heard of that. A Boston thing?

[DS1]

15. Dunno where it's from, but it's much easier with a willing friend

Hard to duct tape both hands you know, just make sure to have your friend open them before he leaves.