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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-21-03 04:25 PM
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Billy Connolly Gets Penis Caught in Zipper on a Flight from New Zealand
OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://breakingnews.iol.ie/entertainment/story.asp?j=78...

Billy Connolly was left bleeding when he got his penis caught in his zip at 30,000 feet.

He's said to have howled in pain after the incident on board a flight from New Zealand.

<zip>

"So I just took a deep breath and gave the zip a big yank downwards. God, it was really sore. I was bleeding everywhere and my eyes were filling up."

POOR POOR MAN!


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Samuraimad Donating Member (400 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-21-03 04:25 PM
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1. was it the Beans or the franks?? eom
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-21-03 04:27 PM
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4. I'm guessing it was the former
:O
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StopTheMorans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-21-03 04:31 PM
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6. that was my first thought:)
n/t
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SpiralHawk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-21-03 04:33 PM
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7. Generally speaking, there is only one Frank per package
But then again, Things may be very different in Samurai-land.
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Samuraimad Donating Member (400 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-21-03 05:36 PM
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11. lmao...
thats funny.
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ibegurpard Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-21-03 04:26 PM
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2. This is why I stopped not wearing underwear.
:hurts:
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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-21-03 04:27 PM
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3. Where's Mrs. Brown when you need her?
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SpiralHawk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-21-03 04:30 PM
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5. Have some consideration
Edited on Thu Aug-21-03 04:31 PM by SpiralHawk
Please employ euphemisms when describing such tragic circumstances. Armageddon may be upon us, but delicacy has always crucial in the face of such preDICKaments.

I suggest: "...caught his Staff of Appollo in the mechancial device used to secure the fly on his trousers..."
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CBHagman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-21-03 05:07 PM
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8. At least he was a gentleman about it.
The article said that he realized that he'd neglected to zip up and did so because he didn't want to give anyone a fright! And then he didn't dare ask the flight attendant for help when he found he was in trouble.

At moments like that, medical assistance would be a godsend. Poor B.C.!
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GregW Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-21-03 05:13 PM
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9. I wonder if he was using the "jobbie weecha"?
(A little humor for fans of the "Big Yin")
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Pert_UK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-21-03 09:31 PM
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13. Kids are mental - "Mum, I put my willy in the blender & it's sore!"
:evilgrin:

P.
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supernova Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-21-03 05:14 PM
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10. Poor guy! Ouch!
I hope he's OK.

I really enjoy him both as a stand-up and actor.
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wellstone_democrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-21-03 06:28 PM
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12. wear some damn underwear "stud"
and you won't have this problem. Moran
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markbark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-21-03 09:34 PM
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14. That's why I recommend button flys! (N/T)
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