Satan files lawsuit against Music Industry execs for $$$ to expand Hell

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Los Angeles, California- Joe McCarthy, a lawyer representing the Satanic Empire of Hell, filed papers in a LA courtroom today against music execs. Satan, wearing black suit, standing outside his Humvee with a "Bush/Cheney 2004" bumpersticker stuck to it's bumper, spoke briefly with the press.
"The world of Hell is in financial ruin because of the creation of boy bands, we're already creating rings for the Neo-cons, boy bands are a unjust burden on our rule," said the prince of Darkness.
James A. Baker III, a spokesman for the empire of Hell, awnsered more questions after Satan left the courthouse.
"With the epansion of Hell for the Military Industrail complex, Sweat shop laborors, Religous Fundamentalist and the person that created "Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn," Baker continued,"the Satanic empire is facing financial ruin by having to expand Hell because of the record executives soul sucking greed." Satan and Jesus have been facing off between a arbitrator all week, for funds from The Kingdom of Heaven to help expand Hell. Jesus met a group of Hobo's, Hookers, Homeless Veterans and the Press to awnser questions about the situation between Heaven and Hell. "My Father and I, have sent what is required for Evil to live in damnation," Jesus awnsered when asked about the ordeal in Hell. Jesus added,"Satan has the souls of many wealthy robber barons, so he(Satan)should have the funds for the expansion of Hell."
Jesus then spoke of helping the Boston Red Sox win a World Series and their plans for Henry Kissenger.
Lawyers for the Music Industry sent a letter to us this week stating, "We are within the guidlines of our agreement between us and Hell, we will be filing a coutersuit later this week against Hell so we can be reimbursed for legal fees."

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