What is the difference in owning a male vs. a female cog?

[Teddy_Salad]

Female cog...



Male cog...



:shrug:

[Teddy_Salad]

1. Nobody ever answers my copycat threads

If my name was Matcom or WillPitt this thread would not only have a "View All" by now but one of those flamey things on the side, the ones I never get! :cry:

But no, not silly old Teddy Salad. :cry:
It's not fair! I can't help it if I'm overly boring and not at all funny. :cry:

AT LEAST I TRY!!! :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

[EstimatedProphet]

2. Those are 2 male cogs

There's your problem.

[Teddy_Salad]

3. Oh, is that right?

And who designated you the Cog Guru of DU, huh?

You've made me even more depressed. :cry: :cry: :cry:

[EstimatedProphet]

4. Well you can tell they're male!

They go outie instead of innie!

[Teddy_Salad]

6. Oh, you're just saying that to make me feel better

But it won't work.

I'm a loser and nobody ever responds to my threads. :cry:
Nobody loves me!!! :cry: :cry: :cry:

At least I have one friend, my pal Teddy Salad Bear.

[ForrestGump]

5. I didn;t know that females had cogs

But, of gourse, it's been a while, and maybe things have changed.