Woman Bites Off Pet Python's Head

[matcom]

absolutely NO sexual frustration jokes please :scared:

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SPRING HILL - Cynthia Christensen, 46, rolled down a Spring Hill street in her motorized wheelchair to join a group of neighbors in conversation Sunday afternoon and innocently asked to hold her friend's pet python. No one expected the request to end with a reptile beheading.

While holding the 11/2-foot python, Christensen blurted out that she was going to bite off its head, authorities said.

When Jennie Smith, the snake's owner, turned around moments later, she saw the reptile dangling from Christensen's hand. Its head was missing.

Neither Smith, who bought the python at a Spring Hill pet store for $26, nor her friend Kenneth Foss, 44, saw the decapitation.

http://www.sptimes.com/2004/05/25/Hernando/Details_fuzzy_in_snak.shtml

[underpants]

1. Bobbitt?

:shrug:

[aquart]

2. Odd. Really small python?

[Plaid Adder]

3. Musta been a young python

Some of those things grow pretty big. Most people wouldn't be able to bite the head off an adult ball python, I'm thinkin'.

Ew, ew ew ew ew ew,

The Plaid Adder

[Wilber_Stool]

4. I have nothing to say.

[Mojambo]

5. Alright, where is Ashton??