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Gothic Sponge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-26-04 09:49 AM
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Damnit! I have poop and acorns in my house!
I started cleaning out my basement yesterday. (it's been long over due) It's a storm celler....the kind you have to go outside to go into.....(Sucks in the winter).... Anyway, i found a bunch of acorns and animal poop in some of my boxes. Anything that wasn't sealed tight has crap and acorns! Obviously, i had or have squirrels. The strange part is i don't have a clue as to how the hell they got into the house. The door to the celler in metal and it sealed well. The only way i can think of is through the wall..... There must be a hole under the vinyl siding....somewhere. Has anyone had a pest problem and what did you do?
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-26-04 09:51 AM
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1. "Poop & Acorns". Great band name - XNASA?
:shrug:
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Philostopher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-26-04 09:55 AM
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2. This thread title gets my vote
for title of the day. Anybody wanna wrestle over it?

Poop and acorns. I actually started up to take the dog for a walk and came back here to post this. That's a beauty of a title.
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derby378 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-26-04 09:55 AM
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3. Squirrels are fun
They've invaded our home, too. They're awfully cute when they stretch out and lie on their bellies on the warm pavement. Poop and acorns, though, is another story.
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Gothic Sponge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-26-04 10:06 AM
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4. DAMNIT! IT'S NOT FUNNY!
I have poop and acorns! Okay, so maybe it is funny........but it sucks!
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-26-04 10:16 AM
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5. You can rent Evita out for a week - only $19.95+tax


She's proven herself with killing bats, I'm sure she can handle cleaning up a few squirrels
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Teddy_Salad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-26-04 10:17 AM
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6. I have them in my ceiling
Or I did over the Winter at least.

I could hear them at night, rustling around up there.

They usually go out this time of the year but if they come back, a pest controller will trap them and release them in another state, or country, whichever you prefer. :)
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demnan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-26-04 10:52 AM
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7. I thought this was one of those nonsense copy threads
until I actually read it!
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