Breaking: Fritos are to dogs' feet as Soylent Green is to humans.

ohiosmith

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Fri May-21-04 06:41 PM
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Breaking: Fritos are to dogs' feet as Soylent Green is to humans.

Edited on Fri May-21-04 06:45 PM by ohiosmith

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MikeG

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Fri May-21-04 06:50 PM
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1. I was wondering. My Fritos have been barking at the doorbell.

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ohiosmith

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Fri May-21-04 06:52 PM
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2. Have tried dipping your dog's feet in French onion? Yummy!

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bucknaked

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Fri May-21-04 07:00 PM
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3. ...as Fritos that have been fermenting betwix my thighs...

...during my 0400 morning run... and Ohhh! That is a bad place to be! Just ask the poor girl who suffered through 3 years of being my girlfriend, and my fitness goals.

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