Caption: We're off to see the wizard!

[sus]

[FarmerOak]

1. Yep... no brains, no heart, no courage.

And come January 20th, NO HOME. At least on Pennsylvania Avenue.

[Richardo]

2. Hastert's doing a pretty good "Matt Foley" there....

"We're going to go live in a VAN....down by the RIVVVVVER!!"

[BringEmOn]

8. "Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to war we go...."

[billybob537]

3. Christ!

Frist looks like a ghost and Hastert looks like a bloated corpse. And those are thier good points. RIMSHOT.

[BurtWorm]

4. Terraists and feminists and DemonCRAPS...oh my!

[On the Road]

5. Let's See --

Hastert looks a bit like the cowardly lion, Frist looks a little like the tin man -- and that would make Bush . . .

[skip fox]

6. W. is saying to Frist and Hastert, "Look, guys, I want you to remember

how you're treating me right now, like in front of the cameras and everything. And the next time when we're in private, instead of hauling off and smacking me, or laughing and spitting in my face . . . and stuff . . . if you could like . . . remember back to how you are treating me now . . . and maybe say to yourself, 'Why not?' or something like that . . . well, I think that would be real nice . . . or something."

[sus]

7. Schlemiel, schlimazel, hasenpfeffer incorporated!

[cosmicdot]

9. practicing their perp walk

W: com'on men, walk briskly to give that 'in charge' image