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Bhaisahab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 10:37 PM
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Wanna meet Aliens? Come to India in 2009!
guys, this has to be the WHACKIEST news I've heard in India in all my 27 years. mods, you'll let me post more than 2 paras? Its too good to leave it just at 2.

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India's got problems. And one thing we don't need added to our burgeoning list of woes is an alien invasion. But if the prophets of SifTor, an independent Ukrainian organisation looking to set up a research institute in India, are to be believed, we will soon be hosting a giant round of inter-galactic peace talks, tentatively scheduled for 2009. And to think some of you were complaining because Enrique Iglesias didn't tour your city.

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My guide on this trip to outer space is filmmaker Bhaskar Bhattacharya, who's recently taken these scientists to Nainital to meet Avtar Baba, a supposedly 1,800-year-old yogi famed for his mystical healing powers, and discussed ancient Vedic scripts, fossils and simulacra. "The eastern approach to extra-terrestrial intelligence is fundamentally different from the western. For us, beings from other worlds are internalised and omnipresent, we don't have to spot flying saucers," says Bhattacharya...

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SifTor's president, Yuri Marchuk, speaks only Russian and claims he's a former Soviet SETI scientist. "Aliens first contacted me in 1992," says Marchuk with the easy casualness of a man ordering cigarettes, as he introduces his wife Viktoria (who has X-ray eyes). He describes his first meeting with his aliens with some relish—he saw a green pillar of light, from which three humanoid figures, 1.4 metres tall, naked, green and with eyes resembling Keanu Reeves' sunglasses in The Matrix emerged.

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Marchuk clarifies he's a part of the aliens' communication programme, an ambassador of sorts on a mission that sounds straight out of Isaac Asimov's Foundation. "Our world is in a state of decline and various galactic civilisations are worried we're on the verge of a major meltdown. They have instructions for us. Unless we manage to persuade governments worldwide to follow them, our civilisation could be destroyed."

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It's imperative that Indians stay "cool and calm", especially between February and April 2005, because if the crystals implanted on the back of a billion people's heads get overheated simultaneously (because of tension, aggression etc) more earthquakes are in store.

But if we manage to stay docile, we should expect a spectacular landing near the Vindhyas in 2009. Why here? Because Indians blend technology and spiritualism well, and should reach superpower status in eight years if they follow the guidelines from above. Also, India possesses encoded information given to our ancestors by aliens in ancient Brahmi scripts, which the aliens occasionally send Marchuk. Using his innate ability to interpret these scripts, he's predicted 9/11, global warming, asteroids and election results.


entire article here...
http://www.outlookindia.com/full.asp?fodname=20040524&fname=UFO+%28F%29&sid=1&pn=2

i dont know abt you guys, but i think this Marchuk guy is speaking the truth :crazy:
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KareBear Donating Member (143 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 10:50 PM
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1. So theoretically
if we could find the resonance frequency of those crystals... and play them over loud speakers... we'd have the whole Mars Attacks effect, only with a billion humans...

Don't let Rummy read this! LOL
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AntiCoup2K4 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 10:56 PM
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2. Geezus, now even the aliens have been outsourced to India!
Area 51 ain't good enough for them anymore? :evilfrown:
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