Sex is about love between a man and a woman, not a man and a sandwich

[rumguy]

"Jerry: So, she didn't appreciate the erotic qualities of the salted cured meats?

George: She tolerated the strawberries and the chocolate sauce, but eh, it's not a meal, you know? Food and sex, those are my two passions. It's only natural to combine them.

Jerry: Natural? Sex is about love between a man and a woman, not a man and a sandwich.

George: Jerry, I'm not suggesting getting rid of the girl. She's integral.

Jerry: Maybe instead of trying to satisfy two of your needs, how about satisfying one of somebody else's."

snip

"Jerry: What's going on?

George: I don't know. This sandwich is making me flush.

Jerry: Oh no, I'll tell you what you did Caligula; you combined food and sex in to one disgusting uncontrollable urge."

[Fenris]

1. A favorite episode of mine

"Pastrami?"

"Yes. I find it to be the most sensual of the salted, cured meats. Hungry?"

"Very."

[MichaelHarris]

2. Nuttin like

gettin jiggy with a good PB&J from time to time though

[rooboy]

3. Lust is about sex between a man, a woman and a sandwich. n/t

[neoteric lefty]

4. thanks for the laughs guys nt

nt

[Moderator]

5. Locking

No sex threads allowed.