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Paragon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-12-04 10:53 PM
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I hate the Amish.
So what? They'll never read this.

Sorry - oldest joke in the world. :silly:
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Gothic Sponge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-12-04 10:55 PM
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1. I hate Santa
He never brings me gifts.
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DAGDA56 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-12-04 11:02 PM
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2. Damn that Willard Scott...
...he NEVER remembers my birthday.
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TahitiNut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-12-04 11:09 PM
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3. What would an Amish Terrorist do??
Hurling horses by trebuchet?
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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-12-04 11:16 PM
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5. Nah
the bad ones just unplow your field.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-12-04 11:12 PM
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4. What goes
clip clop clip clop BANG clip BANG clop BANG clip clop clip clop clip clop

an Amish drive-by

thank you and goooood night DU!!
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-12-04 11:30 PM
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6. Look marge
i'm hitting them and they're not fighting back.
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