Why is god good?

[Az]

Poll question: Why is god good?

This of course presume god exists.

[THUNDER HANDS]

1. God gave me $5 once

He's cool.

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

2. God's going to get one hell of a beat down when I get to heaven

He's certainly been having fun fucking with me all these years, and he's going to get what's coming to him!! :grr:

[stopthegop]

3. you really ought to relax....for your own good...

unless you're joking, which I doubt...

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

4. Well, I'm half joking

God does need to be put in his place. He's got such a huge ego, thinking he's all "high and mighty" and shit. A nice little beat down would knock him back down to size a little.

[arwalden]

5. Making Up Your Own Rules Helps. And Cherry Picking From The Rules...

that conflict with other rules helps too. And making up new rules and conditions as you go along makes things even easier. Kinda like a sidewalk cafe with its soup-du-jour... there's always a new rule of the day. Ya never know what it's going to be, or how long it will last.

-- Allen

[DS1]

6. The GOP hogged all the greed

/Gecko

[kiahzero]

7. I voted "God encompasses all"

Remember, God is omnipotent. Which means that there's not a chess game going on between God and Satan... it's just a very complex game of solitaire.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

8. If you went to a Catholic communion, you wouldn't think He's that good

Could use a little salt. Maybe some gravy.

[SOteric]

9. Because if god exists, if there is

a supreme being, doesn't he/she/it pretty much get to set the taxonomy and the primum mobile of correct living?

[HereSince1628]

10. Because god-belief makes possible the ruler-priest class

which facilitates the domination of the many by the few. Without which the study of civilization would be forced to cover something other than warfare and family dynasties. It would be so boring.

That isn't to say that tyranny wouldn't exist without god, but it sure explains the union of Neocons and Fundamentalists Republicans who worship the pratical implications the idea.

[yellowcanine]

11. SHE created everything, therefore good and evil, no?

Better question, how did God become a he?

[RebelOne]

12. Right on!!!

Well, I don't believe in god, but if there was any such thing, it would be a she.

My favorite quote: When god created man, SHE was only joking.

I had a T-shirt with that on it once. My ex-boyfriend didn't like it one bit. Somehow it strangely disappeared.

[dbt]

13. Because all banjo players are basically Good Beings

and Earl Scruggs is God!

:evilgrin:
dbt

[sus]

14. God who??

he turned me into a newt!