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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 09:41 AM
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Poll question: If God Wasnt Perfect, Would you Still Worship God?
Edited on Tue May-11-04 09:41 AM by lionesspriyanka
Assuming ofcourse that you do worship god.
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Fleshdancer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 09:42 AM
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1. well if God was perfect, then why do male mammals have nipples?
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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 09:47 AM
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2. some male mammals can lactate
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WillParkinson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 09:53 AM
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3. I'm depressed...
I figured you'd try to milk that one a bit more...<snicker>
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Guy_Montag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 10:00 AM
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6. But I can't lactate, so why do I have them?
Maybe some other male animals can lactate, but humans can't (there are probably exceptions, but on the whole most cannot).

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Az Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 10:04 AM
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9. We have gills for a time too
During gestation the fetus develops gills (though it never uses them). Not really in keeping with perfect design IMHO.
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Fleshdancer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 10:17 AM
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12. and don't forget our tails too....they complimented our gills n/t
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Fleshdancer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 10:05 AM
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10. my guess is that your nipples don't harm your existance....
...therefore there's no genetic reason to weed them out.
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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 10:08 AM
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11. try harder
human males are lazy about the whole lactating thing...
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Guy_Montag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 10:26 AM
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13. I've been trying...
I'm not exactly sure what I'm supposed to be doing - I've just been rubbing & squeezing them - it's quite good fun, but no milk yet. I'll just have to keep trying - :evilgrin: perhaps if I could try on... <slap>

:evilfrown:
ok then I'll stick to my own then.

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Fleshdancer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 10:03 AM
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8. I think all male mammals should lactate
it's only fair. :)
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Az Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 09:55 AM
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4. Nasty Philosophical Question time
Is god good because he complies with the definition of good? Or is god good because he defines good?

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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 09:59 AM
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5. or is he/she/it not so good
Edited on Tue May-11-04 10:00 AM by lionesspriyanka
cos he/she/it allowed evil in?
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Az Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 10:02 AM
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7. Thats a different nasty question
Full of its own particular twists and turns.
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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-11-04 10:39 AM
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14. I Do Not Worship Any Gods At All
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