Returning from the DU grave has given me a Christ-complex

[m-jean03]

I will now be using my sense of spiritual supremacy to save all your souls and otherwise answer all of your toughest existential questions for free, 24/7.

Just don't ask me about, you know what. ;-)

O8)

[NightTrain]

1. I keep having dreams that my parents have both returned from the grave.

At least they're no longer nightmares!

[m-jean03]

23. Soul music is a form of the grace of God

Garth Brooks is a form of the Wrath of God

[brokensymmetry]

2. OK.

1) What is the origin and purpose of evil in the world?

2) What is the advantage of living a virtuous life?

:)

[m-jean03]

6. You know, it's really a lot easier just to save souls.

You know, just a little baptism & blessing...???

But I'll try to answer your questions anyway... :-)


Well, evil originates in greed and selfishness.

The only purpose it knows is defeating good.

The advantage of living a virtuous life is so that you may, in your own small way, defeat evil and experience heaven on earth -- or enlightenment, as my friend the Buddha would call it. :)

[Parrcrow]

3. what IS 'you know what'?

[m-jean03]

7. I think it starts with a "P"

And ends with the same letter. O8)

[Red_Viking]

4. What about reincarnation?

I think it's right on. Plus, it used to be in the Bible before the King James version.

Have you ever met anyone who seemed like an old soul? My daughter, who's 13, is one of those. She's wise beyond her years and always has been. When she was about 3, she told me all about her life before, when she was a big lady and owned a store that sold fancy dresses. Her husband was mean and tried to lock her in a closet.

I've read some books on the subject; some pure hokum, some that make you go "hmmmmmmm....."

So, what say you?

Namaste

RV

[m-jean03]

8. YOU GUYS!!

Look, isn't it good enough I offered to sav e your souls??? ;-)

Obviously, I am a re-incarnation of Christ. Does that answer your question? :7
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No really, I don't know about re-incarnation. I really don't.

It is interesting. I've always had an strong aversion to the sound of machine guns in movies. Maybe it's just natural, maybe it is a reminder from a past life. I haven't met anyone who has been so upset by the noise as I am though.

[AlienGirl]

10. I'm "into" reincarnation

If you want pointers to some good sites on the topic, just ask!

Tucker

[WildClarySage]

17. What about reincarnation?

Been there, done that.

[icymist]

18. Yeah. It's like deja vue all over again....

Yogi Berra

[JohnLocke]

20. Here we call reincarnation "returning disruptors."

:evilgrin:

[ewagner]

5. Welcome back m-jean!

:hi:

did you follow the light?????????/

[m-jean03]

9. Yes I did

Yes I did, and thank you. You will have a place in heaven, I guarantee it! ;-)

[TheWizardOfMudd]

11. Some people tell me I have a Christ complex

But I forgive them!

[m-jean03]

14. Forgiveness is truly Christian

God bless you, son!

O8)

[zbdent]

12. Why does everybody around here think that 6 times 9 is

42?

[m-jean03]

15. You must be patient--

Someday, all beings will see the Truth.

[Misinformed01]

13. Did you happen to see my old cat, "Oscar?"

we really miss him-

(Glad you are back!)

[m-jean03]

16. I did see Oscar-

He sends his love, and says he is happily chasing all the mice he can possibly eat! (They all immediately regenerate, of course. It is just part of the heavenly game. :-) )

Thanks, it is good to be back! The grave is too cold and lonely for a social butterfly like m-jesus03. :7

[icymist]

19. What's it all about, life, the universe, and everything?

Should I read the book or wait for the movie?

[NightTrain]

21. "What's it all about?" Alfie would know.

Dionne Warwick fans unite!!!

[m-jean03]

22. If it is anything by William Pitt

You should definitely wait for the movie...;)

As far as life, the universe, and everything -- Well, I would go into a long explanation, but I think repeat viewings of M*A*S*H* and a good long listen to the Family Ties theme song will sum it up more eloquently than I can. ;) Just have Kleenex on hand.