Toughest CONTEST ever: Name a single redeeming feature of George W Bush

[Bossy Monkey]

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm,
he uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
always gets the flag pin on the correct lapel? Whew, that was tough!

Extra credit: do Cheney. (I'm thinking "highest 'elective' position ever for a reptile," but what do I know?)

[NoPasaran]

1. Never ran anybody over

while driving drunk.

[sniffa]

36. no, that was Laura

[GOPisEvil]

2. He likes baseball.

That might not a positive for some people, though. :D

[Bertha Venation]

15. I love baseball, so that's a definite negative.

I don't want to have anything in common w/ the freak.

[GOPisEvil]

18. Yeah, but you wouldn't have traded Sammy Sosa.

By the way, I went into his owner's suite back in 1994. I took the Ballpark in Arlington tour. There was one of those chairs that looks like a baseball glove. I can imagine the kids fighting to get Georgie out of that thing!

[Bertha Venation]

30. Oh, god no.

I am the perfect armchair owner. My god, I'm an Angels' fan -- in the '70s, they wrote the book on how to get rid of great talent while signing big-money has-beens.

[terrya]

3. He owned a couple of dogs. But he dropped one of them on the tarmac..

So, that's out.

I guess he's good to his mother.

Cheney is hopeless.

[wryter2000]

4. Here ya go

He may very well have shown the ugly face of the conservative agenda clearly enough to sink it for a very long time. I don't think he's achieved that yet, but he's well on the way.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

5. He has set term-limits.

[blondeatlast]

24. That was my thought, but with the prospect of a Bush appointed SCOTUS

from a re-election, that may not be the case.

Sorry to wreck your optimism.

You get credit for trying, though!

[Screaming Lord Byron]

26. Damn! And I would've got away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling

kids!

[DenverDem]

6. Used to snort blow.

That's the best characteristic of his I can think of.

re Cheny: Most lifelike borg ever.

[Wetzelbill]

10. hahahaha

[opihimoimoi]

16. Uniting the Arab world in their hatred for America

Flipped Flopped on the Global warming thing, rejected Kyoto, uniting the scientists/Greens across the Planet in their displeasure with Bush.

He gives us Laughs too. And the Swedes, I love those guys, MOONED him with over 500 people in 2001. The Late night guys are having so much material from Bush, Money cannot buy the laughs he gives us.

[THUNDER HANDS]

7. he's the best coke snorter I ever saw

Boy coulda been in 'Scarface'

[DEMVET-USMC]

8. I cannot, he is a chicken hawk bastard who has led our Nation into

one hell of a mess I hope and believe President Kerry will find our way out of. ...Oscar

[kmla]

9. He provides carbon dioxide for the plants and trees.

Unless of course, his breath exudes a sulfurous odor. (It has been rumored to do that, I've heard.)

[Webster Green]

11. He is toast!

That is a very good thing.

[TreasonousBastard]

12. Is there money in this?

It could mean a lot of work.

[Drifter]

13. Low interest rates ...

thanks to a tanked economy.

Cheers
Drifter

[Wetzelbill]

14. His wife is a librarian

which is ok in the book of a literature lover like me.

[ZenLefty]

17. He invented DU

None of us would be here if it weren't for him. He sure did energize a bunch of us on the left, and his continued antics ensure that we will never lose interest in politics anytime soon.

[arwalden]

19. He Can Peel A Banana With His Feet?

[lovedems]

20. He has invented new words in english language. eom

[Az_lefty]

21. He's alienated the entire Arab World!!!

that's got to be worth a few "atta boys".

[Commendatori]

22. If propoganda is to be believed, he can bench his weight (n/t)

[MsUnderstood]

23. He speaks spanish

with that twangy texan accent. . .

[blondeatlast]

29. Native speakers that I know can't understand his Spanish--these are

people fluentin both English and Spanish.

[GirlinContempt]

25. He seems like he probably... brushes his teeth?

[Screaming Lord Byron]

27. He serves as a useful distant focal point for my pent-up rage

which keeps me from unloading it on my friends.

[LynneSin]

28. He has a WONDERFUL Great-Great-Great-Great Grandmother

Esther Stackhouse is also my Great-Great-Great-Great Grandmother. Something good came out of that family tree - ME!!

[tom_paine]

31. I agree with his Emperor's Intitaive on Physical Fitness

We need to get more fit as a nation. I'm tom_paine and I approve of this rare, honest and helpful Imperial Action.

[blondeatlast]

32. Bush: too stupid to be a real threat (not true of his advisors, though)

Cheney--sorry, I find NO redeeming qualities whatsoever (I'm in the midst of "Worse Than Watergate"--scary stuff; really scary.)

Cheney must be stopped at all costs--he is frightening.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

33. He's pretty old, and he'll die.

[Misunderestimator]

34. He has brought me closer to my father

in our mutual disgust for him.

[Feanorcurufinwe]

35. He will only serve one term.

Ok, it's not for sure yet, but it is the only redeeming feature I could think of.

[sniffa]

37. he has the best cocaine

[Ricdude]

38. He signed the Federal Do Not Call list bill.

That's all I've come up with.

Cheney: He's focused?

[Burma Jones]

51. Do have to give him that.

[alarcojon]

39. He denounces torture by our troops

whenever there is photographic evidence of it.

As for Cheney: I'm sure he's done some wonderful remodeling of the secret undisclosed location

[Delano]

40. Physical Fitness

He apparently can run a mile in a bout 3 minutes, and his cholesterol is even lower than his IQ.

[Bossy Monkey]

55. Pretty neat! World record is 3:43. Definitely a big plug for cocaine!:) nt

[SOteric]

41. He is able to walk upright.

Mostly.

[belladonna]

42. He's a uniter

No really, he is!! He united us, didn't he? Think about it, when was the last time you saw the Dems as united as we are against one cause? Sure, he destroyed the country to do it, but he IS a uniter. :o

[the Kelly Gang]

43. umm..no 1. is.................err ,that's it !

[LionInWinter]

44. He doesn't have a lot of overdue library books.

:shrug:

[ChickMagic]

45. He'll make for good compost some day *eom*

[regularguy]

46. Got rid of the yucky surplus?

.

[skypilot]

47. He has stopped reproducing.

That is all.

[puerco-bellies]

48. Can be "Take'n out" with a pretzel.

[CBHagman]

49. He's mortal.

That's pretty much it.

Think about it.

[Burma Jones]

50. Bush Has Nice Hair

Bush - A $50.00 haircut on a nickel head.



Cheney, let's see, ummmm,

He's an advertisement for the excellent state of American Cardiac care??

His Kid's Gay.

[MrsMatt]

52. He's brought me closer to God

I pray every night for Kerry to win in November.

Cheney - I pray for him too. What I pray for is between me and my God.

[Mike Daniels]

53. That he's a carbon based life form with a limited life span?

He may be immortal for all I know but I'm willing to bet against that for the time being.

[johnnie]

54. He paid for an old girlfriends abortion

There could have been one more Bush.