Alright brain, you don't like me, and I don't like you...

[Zomby Woof]

But lets just do this, and I can get back to killing you with beer.

[frank frankly]

1. Nothing like a good sit!

:hi:

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

2. No, damn you... and here are some more seratonin releases

for your ass.

take that


and here's some cortisol

HaHa...


so, who's in charge now?

[Donkeyboy75]

3. Right on!

Nice one, Mr. Woofowitz

[Fenris]

4. Women will like what I tell them to like, sweetheart.

[Donkeyboy75]

5. Is that the makeup gun episode?

For some reason I almost piss my pants every time I see Marge after getting blasted.

[Fenris]

7. Yep. A personal favourite!

[peekaloo]

6. I'm a rage-aholic

I can't live without rage-ahol.

[Fenris]

8. For once I'd like some to call me "sir"

Without adding "you're making a scene."

[Pale Blue Dot]

9. They call them fingers

but I never see them fing!

[Fenris]

10. I have misplaced my pants.

[dolo amber]

12. Mmmmm....pantsless Fenris...

:D

[Fenris]

13. Bad! Bad dolo!

:D:D:D:D

[Donkeyboy75]

11. Oaaoooahhh...but I'm so sweet and tasty!

[Fenris]

14. Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich, for a moment.

[Catshrink]

15. Sounds like a Clapton song...

Promises.... 'cuz I don't love you and you don't love me.

[Fenris]

16. Oh no…Aliens…bioduplication…nude conspiracies…Oh, my God!

Lyndon LaRouche was right!

[dolo amber]

17. We have to find him!!

I don't want my last words to him to be "Homie, you need to cut your toenails, they look like Fritos!"

:D

[Fenris]

19. Where is Bart anyway? His dinner is getting all cold and eaten.

[Donkeyboy75]

18. "In America, first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get

the women."

One of the greatest episodes ever.

[Fenris]

20. I came out of the elephants *mouth* right?

'Cause I already showered once today.

[DerekG]

21. Classic exchange...

Bart: "Wow, Dad! You're my hero!"

Homer: "Would you like to change your name to Homer Junior? The kids could call you Hoju!"

Bart: "Ugh...I'll get back to you on that..."

[Fenris]

22. TELEVISION! Teacher! Mother!

Secret lover.

[Donkeyboy75]

23. Let's go bask in the warming glow of TV's warming glow.

[Fenris]

24. Stupid TV; Be more funny!

[Donkeyboy75]

26. Stupid sexy Flanders!

[Ellen Forradalom]

25. THAT'S IT!!

A ghost terrorizing my children is one thing; it's another thing entirely when he starts playing my Theremin!

[Fenris]

27. That is a terrific line.

[andino]

28. I don't believe in Jebus!

[Lizz612]

29. Shut up brain

Or I'll stab you with a q-tip!