Meet the bizarro ChavezSpeakstheTruth

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

http://www.joshstrength.com

He "enjoys republican politics"


Oh and he's a powerlifter, if you don't get that from the site

BTW - he's the Mirror Mirror of me because we share names.

[Whitacre D_WI]

1. Have you ever thought...

...that maybe YOU'RE the bizarro ChavezSpeakstheTruth?

Puts a new wrinkle on things, don't it?

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

2. Oh shit ....I'm done for the day!

Thanks alot!!!

[Fenris]

3. "Josh’s Mom is a pre-school teacher-owner"

Is that some kind of weird master-slave job?

[RandomKoolzip]

4. That WASN'T you?!

Next, there'll be the bizarro John Savarese: well over six feet tall, enjoys cocaine and wrasslin', hates to sing......


That should be your homepage, man.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

5. Truth be told I'm jealous!

And he's zealous

I couldn't hold a candle to his jock strap

But I'd try!!!

[Whitacre D_WI]

6. Well, you could...

...but his copious amounts of sack-sweat would surely extinguish it tout-de-suite!

[RandomKoolzip]

7. Maybe you should change your last name to "Strength."

And I'll be "Austin Weakness."

Actually, he should have chosen a better fake surname. "Josh Strength" is really awkward-sounding, with that "sh-str" consonant-pile-up hittin' 'em where it's pink and sore.

I guess "Bolt VanderHuge" was taken.

[Whitacre D_WI]

8. He should change his last name to "Rogan."

Then, when people saw him in the phone book, they'd think he was a curry restaurant.

[RandomKoolzip]

9. I think "Josh Meatbrick" would better tell the tale.

Or possibly "Josh Rectangular-shaped Sausagehead."

[wysimdnwyg]

10. He actually has a forum!

I loved this post:

Name: EMBARRASSED
Subject: READ
"Has anyone had the misfortune to "make accident" while lifting?"

[RandomKoolzip]

11. "Make accident?!!"

So powerlifers don't use articles or prepositions anymore? Some weird tribute to the Incredible Hulk, I guess.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

12. Josh SMASH phoney Josh!!!!!

Incidentally Bryant means strength. So he was being clever, you see? Clever indeed

[tigereye]

13. so Chavez is this guy your alter ego or what

he probably doesn't even know who "Chavez" is... I'm guessing. Or is this over my head? All I know is that you seem to know the most about jazz around here and I really appreciate that. Plus I like your name. :)

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

15. Thank you

This guy is my hero! I love the pictures of him. I have begun eating 3 steaks at a sitting and lifting things and putting them down repetitively in an attempt to emulate my namesake.

I learn more about jazz every time I start a thread here. There are some well schooled musicologists lurking in the Lounge!

[Philosophy]

14. I could take him