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areschild Donating Member (952 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-24-04 09:54 AM
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Liar's Clock
A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks?"

Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."

"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"

"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."

"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"

St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."

Where's George Bush's clock?" asked the man.
Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."
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skibunny4dean Donating Member (182 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-24-04 09:58 AM
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1. Hardy har har
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Tripper11 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-24-04 10:03 AM
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2. That was a good one...
thanks for the gafaw!
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