Caption: Of mice and (no) men)...

[emad]

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

1. It had to be done... Nope, no WMD here either....and no man either

[emad]

2. If you want the real father and son story:

THAT's Junior's real father, as a new British book about the BFEE is about to announce in July, when Junior's unpublished UK sex crimes are revealed, along with all the police reports, DNA test results, bank statements, civil lawsuits successfully won against him.....

[Hubert Flottz]

3. That ought to be good!

Is Prince Poodle writing that one? I can see the headlines now! "White House Claims Tony Blair Is A KOOK and a LIAR, Invades UK!"

[emad]

4. Nothing to do with the Poodle Brothers! It's a relative of Harry S

Truman who is publishing memoirs/lawsuit papers and documents etc..

[MichaelUK]

5. Bring em on!!

I'd like to see the US try and shock and awe the general populace.
First they'd have to get past Ireland, Wales or Scotland, or they'd have to use the English Channel to which the EU would probably accuse them of fishing and impound the lot of them!

[Hubert Flottz]

6. You're Just Lucky You Don't Have OIL, Matey!

Or a nise pipeline right of way from the Caspian Basin like Afghanistan has, otherwise the Gyrenes would be crawling ashore right about now, clutching the Exxon Flags and whacking at will!

[emad]

7. How d'ya mean "no oil"??? UK's got plenty of oil, mostly in the

North Sea but also some off the south coast that they're not allowed to drill for (it's like the Alaska biz, not quite an area of outstanding natural beauty/special scientific interest, but the world's busiest shipping lanes)...

[wysimdnwyg]

8. Hey, can a mouse get a little privacy here?

Go find your own bathroom.