The Donald: Rug or combover?

[KamaAina]

Poll question: The Donald: Rug or combover?

I know, I know, I'm fired -- but it had to be asked...

[JuniperLea]

1. loser!

the bigger they are the harder they fall. he's going to register on the richter scale;)

[bratcatinok]

2. I can't vote because

I have absolutely no idea what that blob of stuff on his forehead is. I don't know whether he's been attacked by a fuzzy alien and we only think it's hair substitute or what the heck is going on with him.

Maybe it's thatch.

[Salviati]

3. It's gotta be real!

No one would pay for that ugly looking mop he's got on his head...

[Skittles]

4. It is a real combover and I think he plays it up

it's become a trademark of his.

[tishaLA]

5. I vote "anything else"

It's my understanding he had scalp reduction surgery, which helps with receding hairlines. So it's not exactly natural--he had part of his scalp removed!--but it's real hair.

[LostInAnomie]

6. Whatever it is...

it soaks up bacon grease like a sponge.

[damnraddem]

7. No, neither combover nor rug:

silicon chip. Programmed to invade other countries with too-few troops.

[southpaw]

8. Obviously a combover.

He could afford a primo rug. Hell, if Shatner can have the high end hair, you know avarice-boy can foot the bill.

I wonder if he thinks people don't notice.

[Burma Jones]

9. It's an alien spy in league with Ted Koppel's Hair

ala Tom Tomorrow.......

[kmla]

10. He's in cahoots with Ron Popeil.

You know - the GLH guy.

[Parrcrow]

11. Its all that excess greed and ego leaking out of the stump he calls a head

Call it Trump Flower

[BringEmOn]

12. Whatever it is, it's bulletproof

[mitchum]

13. It's "Fuck You" hair...

and it's real. He could cetainly afford a better haircut, transplants, or rug. It's his way of saying, "Yes, it's terrible looking hair, but I'm still having sex with Melania Knauss. Can you say the same, pretty boy?" It's another expression of his arrogance.

[Van Helsing]

14. Who cares?

I mean, seriously?

Donald isn't worthy enough to be talked about on the DU.

[Kathleen04]

15. It is a combforward

:silly:

[ForrestGump]

16. His new look

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