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Rowdyboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-04 11:55 AM
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I can't even be unfaithful in my dreams...
Edited on Sun Apr-18-04 11:57 AM by Rowdyboy
So last night I have this dream...I'm at a party with a few old friends and some strangers. One of the strangers, a very attractive, young man (18?) with long, dark hair came up behind me and embraced me, making his intentions VERY clear. I laughed thinking it was a joke (I'm 50 for God's sake) but he assured me he was serious. Then I explained the age thing to him and he didn't care...I explained I'm in a committed relationship, his response was no one will know (yeah, like I could keep a secret like that from my better half). Finally I gave him my name and phone number and told him to call US and WE would decide what to do....

How boring is that? For Christ's sake, I can't even stop being a boy scout in my damn dreams!

(on edit: I don't think this would be considered a sex thread but, if I'm wrong, I apologise in advance)
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Political_Junkie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-04 12:00 PM
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1. Isn't it awful when in your dreams
you still can't bring yourself to misbehave!
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boobooday Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-04 12:01 PM
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2. I hear the secrets that you keep
When you're talking in your sleep. :-)

See, if you were talking out loud in your dream, imagine your partner's joy at hearing you mumble, "no, I can't, I'm in a committed relationship."

I would have woke you up and THANKED YOU. HEARTILY.

http://www.wgoeshome.com
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Rowdyboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-04 12:26 PM
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3. Just my luck, he's out of town for the weekend taking care of his mom
When I tell him he'll just laugh and roll his eyes :eyes:

"Yeah, right"
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SheilaT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-18-04 01:19 PM
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4. This is actually
very sweet. That you are so committed to your partner that you essentially can't even fantasize being with someone else. I do hope he's as committed to you.

Have a long and happy life.
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