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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-16-04 11:50 AM
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More translator fun - PURE DADA HILARITY!!!
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Greek Mythology



The ground terrier which was chased in Zeus changes the form into the quail and escapes, but Zeus becomes the eagle and to the end when you chase falls to the sea.


Zeus raised by the hand of the nymph of the land, in order spirit for Zeus tearful voice not to reach in heavens, struck the shield with the spear and sounded and protected. Zeus which grew the sibling is made to spit out with to be taught to Gaea. First because the stone is spat out, Zeus becomes the eldest child. Declaration of war () it does Poseidon, the Haides and the sibling everything after being spat out, Zeus and others vis-a-vis from after. Because conclusion is not attached Zeus which is consulted Gaea, which is shut in by (hundred arm giant) with Cyclops (the one-eyed giant) releasing, you attach to friend. Giant family in gratitude sent lightning and the thunder in Zeus, God family was struck with this weapon and surrendered. Zeus sealed God family in dark God barrel Talos. Because of that, barrel Talos becomes the prison of the pantheon to after. Only the atlas which is the one person of God family the negative was performed the function which supports the sky.

Zeus mixes with which is God of intelligence. But because it is predicted that the God which takes Zeus position is borne when has the child, swallows from Gaea. As for Zeus from now on this becomes also God of intelligence. The child of becomes large in the stomach and goddess Athena of fight is born eventually from the Zeus head.

Zeus mixes with goddess of one person rule of . Three pillar of miracle and three pillar of destiny (those which spin destiny) (those which are distributed) (those of inevitability) was born from her.

Zeus goddess of the Yutaka (the younger sister) with bears intersection goddess . becomes the wife of the Haides depending upon the Zeus maneuver.

Zeus mixes with goddess of memory. The child is goddess of nine pillars of goddess of poem.

Zeus mixes with goddess . But when the child which bears becomes God of ュ afterwards you know the Zeus wife spatula and disturb childbirth. Because of that there is no place of the childbirth and and is born with the rock lump which drifts to the sea surface. the Greek central Archipelago locks this float island middle and Delos (the island which glitters) with gives the name which is said.

Goddess of springtime of life, goddess ュ of childbirth, game God is born from Zeus and the spatula. The spatula after, bears alone. Because this God the foot was bad, the spatula you feared the fact that the failure is known in the other pantheon and dumped from the heavens. But is helped in God of the water and becomes God of technology. sent the golden chair to the spatula, the spatula which sits down in that chair was spellbound in the chair. Because it is not possible every pantheon to solve spell, the pantheon faces to the heavens gives to the wife.

Zeus mixes with the mire. Those where it is born from the mire God of theft, are the protection person of the traveler and the guide barrel hell female to the prefecture.

Zeus mixes with the human next. ュ (Bacchus) was born from , was born from . ュ when being born from, was God, but receives raw as a child of the person. Life of was tormented in the envy which is malice of the spatula. Numerous venture which does piled up the poison lastly in envy of the wife, built the mountain of the self firewood and jumped in the fire. As for which rises to the heaven you are reconciled with the spatula by Zeus mediation, the daughter of the spatula, receive goddess of springtime of life in the wife and become one member of God of ュ.

In this way, the pantheon of the sky is even, finally moves to the decisive battle of Gaea. It fights with the giant to beginning, but as for this giant by power of God it was not possible to push down. Because why if these giants from father barrel God style are were born from the blood. Then Zeus calls and makes fight. Because of this day Zeus it was born with the child of the person. According to of Zeus expectation made the giant destroy. Gaea bears barrel Talos and intersection ュ next. As for this monster being enormous, as for the upper body the human, as for the lower half body it was the snake and the countless dragon had grown from the shoulder. The pantheon which looked at this monster fearfulness changed the form into the animal excessively and escaped. Simply, the one person not escaping Zeus which is responded with lightning, but the tendon of the hand and foot is cut. Zeus made the captive, the tendon was hidden, but the hell female of the Zeus son steals the tendon and Zeus rescues. The opening of ュ it was attached and designated Zeus as the underlay of the volcano.

The daughter of Zeus and
The goddess which administers season
As for mind of name season of one

(goddess of peace), (order), day (justice) the goddess three
Or, of the spring, mosquito reportage of the summer, it points to of the fall.

When you live in the mansion east and are morning it rides in the tank of the flame of 4 head stands and runs to the heaven and rises.
Goddess of month, long older brother of goddess of dawn

This God looks at everything from the heavens, inquires about everything.

Those where it informs about the fact that in the daughter keeps accompanying in the Haides are the helicopter male, also the fact that it informs about the assignation of wife and is he.

The sweetheart of the helicopter male was buried while you lived in envy of the legal wife. The tear of the helicopter male which knows this the flower blooms, calls the flower to the earth that it continues to stare the dear helicopter male.

Afterwards the golden bow and arrow of like the sun in order to shine, the helicopter male it was mixed and also Apollo became solar God.

The God which excels in cunning
That it will be liked from the spatula which hates the Zeus child it transformed into and was held in the spatula and could give the milk. The spatula which had become the nurse unless it is , after knowing, like our child loved the hell female.

While he hard to making the koto creeping in the ranch of , turning off the footprint it accompanies the cow to his own island and change huh is. With island the chord is made with intestine of the cow, remainder does not come out evidence, the sea urchin it incinerated. which you become aware that the number of cows is not enough, it goes to the island of the hell female and questions him but it denies. Then keeps accompanying him to the Zeus origin, but you insist falsehood even in the Zeus origin. But he in order to return the cow to Apollo , was ordered the arrow of and because the arrow tube is stolen, before the Zeus. while guiding, the hell female can tell the koto hard. As for which is charmed in the beautiful timbre, when you say that that transfer the koto hard, as for the hell female cancelling the case of the cow the koto was transferred to condition hard. From now on, designated the hell female as domestic animal turn, gave stick ュ.

When dropped life, the eye ground carries the corpse to Greece. Dispute occurred after, centering on the armor of which has attached to the body, but it crosses the Odysseus hand lastly. The eye ground without agreeing upon that Odysseus shooting will be harmed, it plans. But the air the mania was done by Athena who looked at circumstances from heavens, the group of the sheep was murdered. The eye ground where the air returns are shy excessively in thing your own foolishness you felt and our harmed with the sword.

My personal favorite: You say that the flower of the iris bloomed from the blood which he lets flow.
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grannylib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-16-04 11:56 AM
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1. "...afterwards you know the Zeus wife spatula and disturb childbirth..."
Forceps delivery??? WTF????
This is hysterical.
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-16-04 11:59 AM
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2. Zeus mixes with the mire
Sounds fun!
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-16-04 12:27 PM
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3. people in the future
Bingo national natural features description

- with the man whom you are identified appears in the village.
Affluent house (it visits the large ) house in beginning, but it is expelled.
Older brother (the people) it goes to the house next. welcomes although either those which are eaten with child Sawayama it is not -.
It becomes next morning and - reveals natural shape. As for me when it is ...
received fate and the village came to ruining, but welcome of was received and only the Soviet house whole group had decided to help.
in the whole group it winds the string of the saw grass in the waist and in order to make the marker, it conveys and goes away.
When ever since, the plague is prevalent, it reached the point where the string of the saw grass which is proof of is done.

* It is origin of wheel side gate event of the saw grass which is done at the Susa man shrine and the like of the every place
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