bring out your dead!

[sniffa]

a repost from a franken member named 'handsome pete'

we were discussing the 'october surprise' and the one i predict is the death of reagan and a 'win one for the gipper' moment.

Handsome Pete wrote:

Reagan's funeral?


I don't know why, but when I read this I envisioned the "Bring out your dead" scene from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.


Bush: Bring out your dead! (Clang!) Bring out your dead! (Clang!)

Rove: Right, here you are.

Reagan: I'm not dead, Mommy.

Bush: What?

Rove: Nothing, we're ready for the next commercial....

Reagan: I don't recall being dead...

Rove: Quiet, you! (To Bush) He's ready for his funeral.

Bush: Wait a second... (Pause) Dead people can't talk...

Reagan: I don't recall dying...

Bush: And this feller seems to be contradicterating that he is dead.

Rove: Well, he will be soon.

Reagan: I want to get down, Mommy.

Rove: I'm not your mommy!( To Bush) Look, it's any day now...

Bush: I don't know. It doesn't seem right. If I say this guy is dead, and it turns out he's not, especially when he says he's not, I could get in a lot of trouble. That WMD thing is still chapping my ass..

Reagan: Could I have some jellybeans, Mommy?

Rove: Dead people can't eat jellybeans! (To Bush) Come on, it'll be great PR, and we can't use the aircraft carrier material anymore.

Bush: Couldn't we wait until he actually dies?

Rove: The election is in November, and you're behind in the polls...

Reagan: Where's Bonzo?

Bush and Rove : (look around)

Reagan: I had such a good time making that movie, putting him to bed...

(Whop!)

Rove: Stick to principle, stick to principle...

Bush: Bring out your dead! (Clang!)

[AlCzervik]

1. Hi sniffa

Are you causing trouble???;) ;) ;)

[sniffa]

2. of course i am

aLso sharing some of our gems. :P

[AlCzervik]

3. excellent!

we do have gems, dont we?