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Ellen Forradalom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-11-04 11:33 PM
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My husband bought a Total Masturbation System.
He got a new handheld showerhead for the second bathroom today at the Home Depot:


Bundled with it at no extra charge was a massager that looks like Star Wars light firearms:


I asked him, "Is this for when you're indisposed? Thanks, honey. You're a prince of a guy, you know that?"
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madrchsod Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-11-04 11:42 PM
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1. TMS
that`s funny. the extra massager-i don`t want to know....
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LibertyorDeath Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-11-04 11:43 PM
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2. Well set that shower head on pulse & enjoy :)

That's one Wicked looking massager

Sweet guy your Husband...
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Moderator DU Moderator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-11-04 11:50 PM
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3. Locking
Sex threads are not allowed.
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