Terrorism doesn't seem to be much of a threat in the U.S.

[Beaker]

We've had three Christmas shopping seasons since 9-11, and we haven't seen a single attempted hostile action toward Christmas shoppers.
No suicide bombings or gas attacks in crowded malls...it's incredibly easy to get both cyanide and hydrocloric acid and make a pretty lethal weapon, especially when used in an enclosed and crowded space...by staging a dozen or so simultaneous attacks throughout the country in early december, the christmas shopping season could be seriously disrupted, and become a major inconvienence to the U.S. economy.
why haven't we seen something like this?
because the terrorists aren't there.
they're the current boogeymen of week for the republican party...keeping the people scared and stupid- it's their way.

[Bozola]

1. I've had to suffer from some pretty leathal aftershave attacks...

there's always some stupid middle management morons who think that bathing in that crap makes 'em more successful.

[KFC]

2. The latest scare tactic is mad cow disease

Funny how people become frightened so easily.

[Smokie]

3. Where are these Terrorists?

How come not a one has been brought to trial?

How come no terrorist financiers have been busted?

Yep, seems as if terrorists are the figment of some wicked republican imagination.