Oh Gee's!!! O'Reilly is now attacking the Cat in the Hat

[romantico]

I agree with some of what he's saying but now he's going off on how the media says its okay to be vulgar in children's films.

I thought the CITH sucked big time!But he wants the liberal media to answer for it (his words,not mine)Heres why he's pissed:

1.) The Cat looks at a picture of the kid's mom that folds out like a centerfold. His hat then goes erect than goes down.

2.) The Cat dressed like Caremen Miranda shows but crack made out of a couple melons.

3.)Refers to garden ho as "A dirty Ho!"

4.) Says, 'Fun means Danger'

Oh, did I mention Billy hasn't even SEEN the movie? Wonder if he hated it because Alec Baldwin was in it!

[Don_G]

1. I Wonder If He And Rush

Share the same prescription?

[kanrok]

2. I saw CITH and thought it was pretty funny

So did my 3-year old.

[TLM]

3. Mr. porn novel writier has no leg to stand on...

According to Al Franken in Lies... Billy boy wrote a really bad porn novel back in the day.

[romantico]

7. REALLY?

DO you have the name of the book? Any details? How come no one has called him on this before?

[peekaloo]

9. The Ass in the Hat

but seriously:

http://www.buy.com/retail/product.asp?sku=30767346


I'm thinking about buying an audio version and using the Franken quoted passage on my answering machine. }(


p.s. 'Alice in Wonderland' is next on his list......for the cookie that said "eat me".

[eleny]

16. something about the book

http://www.shop-fast-easy-books.com/books-item_id-0963124684-search_type-AsinSearch-locale-us.html

[stewert]

18. O'Reilly's Book !

He wrote a book called those who trespass: A Novel of Murder and Television

It's $24.00 at target.com.

http://www.target.com/gp/detail.html/sr=1-10/qid=1070572682/ref=sr_1_10/602-5742479
-1744620?asin=0963124684

People mention it once in a while but not very often. And mel gibsons production
company bought the rights to it. So O'Reilly and mel gibson are partners.

Now you know why he defends mel gibson so strongly.

Three of four reviews give it one star.

[Nazgul35]

4. Has this horses ass every watched...

the Looney Tunes!?

Talk about subliminal jokes!!! Those cartoons were full of inuendo and what not, after all they were originally done for our troops fighting in WWII!!!

And don't get me started on the adult humor found in Bulwinkle!!!!

What horses ass is missing is that most kids dont get the jokes until they are older...they just laugh at the antics or laugh when the adults laugh cause they think they are supposed to....

Does he really think that a six year old understood the playboy reference!?

Maybe when he's showing the kids porn in his basement he gets the same reaction!!!

Oh...and he can kiss my liberal white ass!!!!

[Loonman]

5. O'Reilly is obsessed with sex

I bet he has a bigger porn collection than I do.

[elfwitch]

15. all the neo-cons are obsessed with sex...

It is either because they ain't gettin any (can't get it up or nobody wants to knock-boots with a jerk).
-OR-
They really are a bunch of Puritan Pricks and think that SEX is evil.

[donotpassgo]

6. all this goes WAY over childrens heads...

what an Ass O'Reilly is.

[stewert]

19. Kids.........

I am betting not many kids watch the factor, his demographic is 40 to 70 or so.

So all this crap about kids is worthless, 99 percent of kids probably don't even
watch his show.

[oasis]

8. Since getting Ludicris axed, O'Rielly has sought to replace Bill Bennett

as the nation's moral laureate.

[wryter2000]

10. Brother

He's turning into a self-parody!

[papau]

11. When the kids get off the couch and stand errect - what does that really

mean?

:-)

[stopbush]

12. I guess he thinks Tex Avery's cartoons are worse

than porn.

What a fuckin' maroon!

[neuvocat]

13. The Cat in the Hat is a raver.

He's done E. I just know it.

[mmonk]

14. It must be bad

to stay that uptight.

[eissa]

17. O'Really doesn't like CITH?

All the more reason to take the kids to see it! Thanks for the review Bill -- your rants really just help increase book/movie sales!